Casual sex may be right for you.The white house is getting old and dull. I say we get a comitee together to re-paint it. *brings out buckets of paint* NO! fuck the white house. Lets paint it black. Lets go back to sesame street for a moment :
A: Angelina Jolie... girl is *hot*
B: bitch. sometimes called this, often call it
C: cut. out of my life
D: dogs, i love them!
E: everyone... loves you when you're bi
F: Family Guy, best show on Adult Swim
G: gregarious. i am when i am not depressed.
H: heartbroken. always.
I: internet... i live here.
J: Jacob Jeff John. the men i have loved.
K: kitty. my baby.
L: love. i want it to last.
M: Mom... drinks too much
N: necrosavant. my love.
O: oral.. i am obssessed.
P: pain. i seem to be made to feel this.
Q: quizes, love to take fun quizes
R: Rosencrantz... and Gildenstern
S: steps...ok no
T: Tybalt, the firey
U: ugly. i usually feel this.
V: vagina... i have one!
W: why? - always a good question to ask
X: xmen
Y: Y do we do this?
Z: ziggy.. stardust

Ok enough of that....MADNESS!!! I need to be locked up for a while!

So.....

If you woke up one morning and you couldn't fit through your bedroom door, and everything around you looked much smaller, would you assume that you had grown, or that everything else had shrunk? Take some time to really think about this, put yourself in the position. Which would you choose and why?

*pokes at a cockroach on the floor*ROOMS! ROOMS! ROOMS!*looks around* FIRE IN THE HOLE! Wow I really do have an obsession with pushing buttons don't you?There's a little monkey on my back.It's been there for a long time now, but I've never figured out the exact reason. Monkeys are cute especially when they hippity hop all over the damn place.Ding Dong! Scryptic Calling! Fish get no love. We tease them, poke them, prod them, hook them, gut them, and commit mass-fishy murder.Have you ever been alone at night, thought you heard footsteps behind, and you turned around and no one's there? And as you quicken up your pace, you find it hard to look again, because you're sure there's someone there? ADMIT IT YOU HAVE! Well this was special... I mean I think we had a real bonding momment here.
[Edited 7/17/05 9:51am]

Stay off Highway 61.

Oh Wait I'm sorry...I completely missed the first 4 words of the thread.