I'm responsible for a death.







an animal

I sodomized Nero in her sleep.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

You're an idiot.

Nero said:

I have cleanly shaved balls.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

But can you believe it's a cracker?



A fact... I was born with a broken collar bone. It's a little crooked to this day, with one bit of it kind of pushed inwards, where the other bit juts out at what I figure is a normal distance.

donk said:

unlucky7 said:

Oh....I'm sorry!!! That's always hard....well...any death is hard...

Lizzy7701 said:

I was a little young, but my hamster had babies so I decided to put them on my bed and play with them. I was kneeling, then I noticed one baby was missing, I got up and realized it was under me and it had a bloody nose, I got so scared and put it back in it's cage, an hour later I coudn't find it, I think the mother or family ate it.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

that's very disturbing

I am a bitch

EvErSoLeSa said:

I love the foo fighters...kinda

I have insomnia

unlucky7 said:

Me too but that song kinda describes how I feel right now

I'm too damn skilled at Reversi/Othello for my own good.

I'm so freaked out by elevators that I rather take the stairs even if I'm going to the 30th floor.

I usually sneeze at least once a day all year around.

After a while, every single one of my t-shirts mysteriously get a hole where my left armpit is.

I've armwrestled many people throughout the years and only lost once - to a girl in first grade.

I've been a hypocondriac all my life, but I'm slowly getting better.

My favourite colour used to be blue, then black, now red. I think it's a nice development.

retina said:

Same pattern here. I suspect it's the way I remove my shirts - I pull on my left sleeve with my right hand, pull my left arm into my shirt, then ease my right arm in as well. That would cause enough strain to rip left armpit holes.

retina said:

I bet I could OWN you at reversi.

I'm scared to ride on escalators.

I have asthma.

This is a good one: my boyfriend and I weigh the same amount. I'm 4'11" and he's 6'0".

my birthmark is in a really weird place.

The hair on the left side of my head naturally waves outward while the hair on the right side of my head naturally waves inward. DRIVES ME FUCKING NUTS!

I'm an atheist.

My favorite food is sushi.

Etc.

Natsume said:

I thought about that too. I guess it's the only reasonable answer. But I'm sooo bloody careful every time I do it so it really boggles my mind how it can still be happening. I guess it's because it's done so many, many times to the exact same spot. Kind of like the white spot on my reddish wallpaper that has emerged because I lean my head there when I read.

retina said:

Funny, I have a red spot on my white wall from bashing peoples' skulls into it.

Nero said:

If Reversi were a battlefield I'd stomp you into the ground until you were so flat that I could throw you away like a frisbee. I've played some of the best on the internet and done quite well, thankyouverymuch. The ones that play on the built-in reversi in Windows XP aren't usually as good but I'm still pretty proud of my record winning streak of 54 games at Expert level there.

What's so scary about escalators? Are you afraid you'll get caught between the steps after I've stomped you to a frisbee?

I get constipated when I travel. I suspect its all psychological. I'm really weird about going poo in any bathroom but my own. I often can't even do it at a close friends house.

I'm terrible in bed.



























































Wait a sec: this is "Post a fact about 2the9s" thread, right?

Natsume said:

That's what happens if you bash them into the same spot over and over. Try to bash some into the wall, some into the door, some into the stove etc, and I can guarantee you that you won't have a problem with wallpaper changing colour.

I actually splashed my wall full of blood once when I pricked my finger on a picture frame. It was just unbelievable how much blood could come out of such a small wound! I almost fainted from the shock (since I was just around seven years old), not the bloodloss.

People always list tons of things on these types of threads about themselves, and I can never think of one single thing to post about myself.

minneapolisgenius said:

You have a neck that is so sore that you couldn't turn around and look even if someone yelled "hey. there goes John Cleese in full MP and the Holy Grail getup!"

i've had kind of a crappy year so far. not horrible, not tragic, not traumatic. just kind of crappy.


woe.