so i don't get told of for jacking a thread



Mdiver, i tried to get you drunk so you would have sex with me in the ladys toliets

i wanted to be sober so i could seduce you

but to my dismay it didn't work

p0pstar said:

It would have been so much easier if you had just said "Take me to the ladies and shag me" No alcohol required. Remember that for next time.

BTW when are you free?

mdiver said:

how about the time it takes you to drive from there to here

p0pstar said:

'bout 9 o'clock then?

mdiver said:

hurry.

btw did you make your meeting on time?

p0pstar said:

No I was 20 mins late but if you had made your intentions clearer I would never have got there. Would have been too busy living up to my screen name.

mdiver said:

you really would have been late living up to your screen name

diving in the maldives

and i would have been well and truely stood up

mdiver is a guy

PANDURITO said:

no stupid

i like girls

PANDURITO said:

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why do I feel like im eavesdropping?

mdiver said:

i wish you wouldn't wear blue mascara and pink lip gloss it clashes baby

ThreadCula said:

because your ears are hanging low?

do they waggle two and throw?

lollyp0p said:

You love it when I put makeup on like that you said it makes me look like a cheap whore, just the way you like it

mdiver said:

i love the way you smell like a brothel too

so sexy just what i look for in a man/woman

lollyp0p said:

Cheap perfume and jizz thats what you told me you wanted me to smell like

mdiver said:

and you managed to get both perfect

I think I'm in love





ps i hope you told herman i thought he was a selfish monster and under no circumstances would i ever want to lay eyes on him again

What's Frog like in bed?

lollyp0p said:

See I knew you would fall for me, yesssss lets set a date.

I did tell Herman what you said but tough shit he is my best man even though you think he is selfish

Nero said:

Crap but worth a nudge after a few lagers
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mdiver said:

Just trying to get the important things settled.

mdiver said:

he will upstage the bride he will have a better dress than me

the slut

Nero said:

No probs, we filmed our love so if you want to see inept fumbling drop me a line

lollyp0p said:

Possibly but his boobs are nowhere near as good as yours so rest easy sweetie

mdiver said:

now that i would pay to see

mdiver said:

but i sold my boobies to pay for my trip to LA

lollyp0p said:

I'll bring the dvd to the ladies for you if it will get you revved up

lollyp0p said:

I know a good surgeon out there I will give you my card details- book yourself in. No way Hermans boobs are gonna upstage yours on the big day