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NEW SODA! POUR YOURSELF A STIFF ONE! In pharmacology, all drugs have two names - a trade name and a generic name for example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen, Aleve is known as naproxen, and Advil is ibuprofen. The Industry has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course ibepokin. Pfizer Inc. recently indicated that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do. + = | |
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and first! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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watch how many guys'll probably overdo it on this stuff, if it does come out...walkin down the street with perma-stiffies n'shit. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: watch how many guys'll probably overdo it on this stuff, if it does come out...walkin down the street with perma-stiffies n'shit.
can see it now. Dudes will be ing left and right to lesson their stiffness . It definitely would make an interesting 6:00 Evening News Story that's for sure. [Edited 7/13/05 11:24am] | |
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Hotlegs said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: watch how many guys'll probably overdo it on this stuff, if it does come out...walkin down the street with perma-stiffies n'shit.
can see it now. Dudes will be ing left and right to get lesson their stiffness . It definitely would make an interesting 6:00 Evening News Story that's for sure. a local man was arrested for exposing himself on a bus today...he claims that it was totally an accident and he had been drinking "liquid viagra" for the past 3 days. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: Hotlegs said: can see it now. Dudes will be ing left and right to get lesson their stiffness . It definitely would make an interesting 6:00 Evening News Story that's for sure. a local man was arrested for exposing himself on a bus today...he claims that it was totally an accident and he had been drinking "liquid viagra" for the past 3 days. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: a local man was arrested for exposing himself on a bus today...he claims that it was totally an accident and he had been drinking "liquid viagra" for the past 3 days. | |
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It would only be fitting that PRINCE be hired for the ad campaign, wouldn't you say? By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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PurpleJedi said: It would only be fitting that PRINCE be hired for the ad campaign, wouldn't you say?
Better yet, they could have Morris Day & Time as the spokespersons for the soda campaign and have a certain song from the Pandomonium album playing in the background. "Jerk Out. Jerking Everything Insight. Go To Get Some Love Tonight." [Edited 7/13/05 21:47pm] | |
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Could they call it 7inchesUp?
Or maybe just Pepsi Cream Soda? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Could they call it 7inchesUp?
Or maybe just Pepsi Cream Soda? Come on - CREAM SODA!?!?! That's GREAT! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Could they call it 7inchesUp?
Or maybe just Pepsi Cream Soda? | |
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PurpleJedi said: It would only be fitting that PRINCE be hired for the ad campaign, wouldn't you say?
Better yet, they could have Morris Day & Time as the spokespersons for the soda campaign and have a certain song from the Pandomonium album playing in the background. "Jerk Out. Jerking Everything Insight. Go To Get Some Love Tonight." | |
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