Just kidding.

I just finished the greatest book. Not the best book I've ever read, of course, but it ranks right up there. Aztec is a must-read. Complete with sex, adventures, diseased Spaniards, and human sacrifice.

You just did that to get my attention, didn't you?

Nero said:

So who is the author, what is the title of this greatest book?

Este livro é vendido também em Portugal?

GooeyTheHamster said:

Tudo bem.

REDFEATHERS said:

The title is simply called "Aztec." The author is Gary Jennings. I'm working on the sequal now, Aztec Autumn.

Nero said:

Isto excita-me quase tanto quanto TENDO o acima de meu burro.

GooeyTheHamster said:

Obrigado.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Hehehe. It's that easy, huh?

GooeyTheHamster said:

I'm a sucker for ass.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

You know how hard it is to NOT make a comment on that remark.

Anyway. She made me click too. We're both sucka's for ass. I like mine Portigese today. For various reasons.

Nero said:

Let me guess; the adventures led to sex which led to diseased Spaniards which led to human sacrifice?

retina said:

No. It's more like, there was adventuring and sex with various native women, then the diseased Spaniards came and killed most of the cool natives, then they conquered them.

Fuck you, Hernan Cortes. This Roman emperor pees on your grave.

You know, it being a historical fiction and all that, and knowing what I know of the world, I knew, of course, the Aztecs would lose in the end. But I found myself walking the Spaniards to be dead. Poor Aztecs.