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Embarrasing facts.... List an embarrasing fact about you...dont be shy...
here's mine: I have to be careful when I sneeze. I might pee if I sneeze too hard... Ive been this way ever since i had my daughter.... YOUR TURN.....  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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I snore REALLY loud, and if you try to wake me up I'll punch you and THEN wake up. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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oh and I pee when I throw up  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I snore REALLY loud, and if you try to wake me up I'll punch you and THEN wake up.
I'll remember to NEVER wake u up.....Ill leave that to someone else Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Sweeny79 said: oh and I pee when I throw up
how bout sneezing and farting at the same time  ?Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: Sweeny79 said: I snore REALLY loud, and if you try to wake me up I'll punch you and THEN wake up.
I'll remember to NEVER wake u up.....Ill leave that to someone else good plan  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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amorbella said: Sweeny79 said: oh and I pee when I throw up
how bout sneezing and farting at the same time ? never tried it!
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I have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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This is kind of embarrassing but whenever I kiss somebody, I'm thinking about Sweeny | |
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AsianBoi777 said: This is kind of embarrassing but whenever I kiss somebody, I'm thinking about Sweeny
Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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AsianBoi777 said: This is kind of embarrassing but whenever I kiss somebody, I'm thinking about Sweeny
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I have a really small peepee. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: This is kind of embarrassing but whenever I kiss somebody, I'm thinking about Sweeny
she smells really good, and has soft lips Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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amorbella said: AsianBoi777 said: This is kind of embarrassing but whenever I kiss somebody, I'm thinking about Sweeny
she smells really good, and has soft lips  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: I have a really small peepee.
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Sweeny79 said: JoeyMFinCoco said: I have a really small peepee.
When I was born and looked down at it, it brought tears to my eyes too. No lie, aks my momma! | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Sweeny79 said: When I was born and looked down at it, it brought tears to my eyes too. No lie, aks my momma! It'll suffice. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Sweeny79 said: amorbella said: she smells really good, and has soft lips its true Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Nero said: JoeyMFinCoco said: When I was born and looked down at it, it brought tears to my eyes too. No lie, aks my momma! It'll suffice. It'll suffocate...is that what you meant? My front tooth is missing...basketball injury...caught an elbow! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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amorbella said: Sweeny79 said: its true   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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DexMSR said: Nero said: It'll suffice. It'll suffocate...is that what you meant? My front tooth is missing...basketball injury...caught an elbow! I hope you'll get that fixed before you come over here. I'm not hanging out with people who are missing any front teeth! | |
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DexMSR said: Nero said: It'll suffice. It'll suffocate...is that what you meant? My front tooth is missing...basketball injury...caught an elbow! No, suffice is definitely the word I was looking for. But thanks for trying. Once when I was drunk, on yoohoos and rum... Yes, I mixed the two, trying to make a poor woman's mudslide... Anyway, I was so drunk after three of them I couldn't move. I peed in a flower jar. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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JoeyMFinCoco said: DexMSR said: It'll suffocate...is that what you meant? My front tooth is missing...basketball injury...caught an elbow! I hope you'll get that fixed before you come over here. I'm not hanging out with people who are missing any front teeth!
Did you notice it missing in any of my pictures DUMBASS!? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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Ive had 4 people measure my height at work....they couldnt believe I was soo short with out my shoes on..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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DexMSR said: JoeyMFinCoco said: I hope you'll get that fixed before you come over here. I'm not hanging out with people who are missing any front teeth!
Did you notice it missing in any of my pictures DUMBASS!? I try not to look at you too long.  | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: DexMSR said:
Did you notice it missing in any of my pictures DUMBASS!? I try not to look at you too long.
THANK YOU!!! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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i joined an internet dating agency
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lollyp0p said: i joined an internet dating agency
Ah, that's where you met Cloudbuster. |
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HamsterHuey said: lollyp0p said: i joined an internet dating agency
Ah, that's where you met Cloudbuster. he used the I'm only slightly more desperate than you line | |
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amorbella said: Ive had 4 people measure my height at work....they couldnt believe I was soo short with out my shoes on.....
hey...me too! "not a fan" yeah...ok | |
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