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Thread started 07/13/05 10:55am

Nero

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Write a rhyme about yourself.

Has this been done? I'm bored.

Nero, Nero,
She was never a zero,
Most orgers considered her a hero,
She doesn't like chocolate candy,
She loves a Dutchman called Andy,
And when it comes to tools she's handy.

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Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #1 posted 07/13/05 11:04am

Fleshofmyflesh

Ahhh...I've been waiting to rock this mic for a long time. Here it goes:


Name is Flesh
Skin is fresh
You can have some of me...more or less ?
You know I'm tight
Rock it every night
Shit don't stop till the mornin' light..





God, that sucked.
Sorry everyone.
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Reply #2 posted 07/13/05 11:08am

Nero

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HAHAHA!

That was great, Fleshy poo.

Nero liked JoeyCoco,
Even though he was a moody mofo,
He is her internet ho-ho.

Wait, that wasn't really about me....

I work in a country store,
It makes me hate people more and more,
Tourists come from Ohio, Indiana, and Michigan,
At their stupidity I can't even grin,
I know killing is a sin,
I'd like to shoot them all in the head,
And throw them in the lake when they're dead,
But I'm afraid their bodies would wash up on shore.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #3 posted 07/13/05 11:10am

sinisterpentat
onic

allow me to introduce myself:

my name is sinsterpentatonic
that orger who's always smoking the chronic
the one freesprit mistakenly calls sinisterplatonic
when shes had too many gin and tonics

its frightening how its always
thundering and lightening
when i writing posts that some find
a bit exciting or maybe a bit delighting

let's hope i make it to 10,000 posts
before this site, ben cease to host
or i'm taken over by the holy ghost
and about my penis i begin to boast

ok,its about that time that i ended this rhyme
but stay tuned until next time when i post something divine
might even blow your mind or lead you down that path
to that god you've been trying to find
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Reply #4 posted 07/13/05 11:13am

Fleshofmyflesh

On my way to Arizona
Got slowed down by a big ole bona
Had to stop and service it
Cause I take what I can git



this isn't working for me today....
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Reply #5 posted 07/13/05 11:18am

brownsugar

brownsugar brownsugar
eats her buggers
sits in the bed and
plays with her tooter
have a cake
have a pickle
and suck on
icecycles
brownsugar will be there
until the wrinkles.
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Reply #6 posted 07/13/05 11:19am

Nero

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Fleshofmyflesh said:

On my way to Arizona
Got slowed down by a big ole bona
Had to stop and service it
Cause I take what I can git



this isn't working for me today....


I'd write one for you, but you're supposed to write them about yourself.

Nero once saw a guy spank his cock,
Around his thingie he wrapped a sock,
Even though it looked kind of funny,
Nero still rubbed her cunny,
It took about 15 minutes off the clock.

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Ermm.. Let's see here...

I live in Kentucky,
It's pretty sucky,
I had a boyfriend called Noel,
His man meat always found my hole,
But we split ways in January,
And now quite contrary,
To all his prior beliefs,
He's turned into a liar and a cheat,
Nero is disappointed cos he's a pig,
She used to think his brain was big,
Now she knows he's just a dumbass. biggrin
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #7 posted 07/13/05 11:35am

sinisterpentat
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Allow me to reintroduce myself!
My name is sinister!
here to raise your spirits
like a minister
and just like a doctor
fun i'll begin to administer
to your sphincter
until you're left in splinters
and you'll have to be put back together
with sutures and do we'll do it all over again
sometime in the future!
Dig if you will this picture
of you and i playing paper, rock and scissors
i pick rock to smash your scissors
now what will i have you do for me
go figure! Why don't you grab a mirror
look inside and tell me all that you fear
now ask yourself how did i get here
after a game of paper rock and scissors and
being left in splinters


flyingpig
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Reply #8 posted 07/13/05 11:39am

Number23

Nero said:


Nero once saw a guy spank his cock,
Around his thingie he wrapped a sock,
Even though it looked kind of funny,
Nero still rubbed her cunny,
It took about 15 minutes off the clock.
I live in Kentucky,
It's pretty sucky,
I had a boyfriend called Noel,
His man meat always found my hole.


touched
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Reply #9 posted 07/13/05 11:49am

shausler

my name is nero
lets drink some beero ...

oops eek

about myself ????



no way jose
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Reply #10 posted 07/13/05 11:56am

AsianBomb777

They call me AB,
But U can call me Donk,
They think I"m crazy,
But yall know I'm crunk,

I'm barely a Prince fan now,
But the org is my addiction,
I'm very well endowed,
Oneday Huey will learn if that's just fiction,

I've made some great friends in this place,
And nothing will come between us,
Not time, not distance, not space,
Just like your lips around my penis,
Ur lips around my penis,
Ur lips around my penis,


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[Edited 7/13/05 12:10pm]
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Reply #11 posted 07/13/05 12:09pm

Fleshofmyflesh

My name is Kris
I want a kiss
Not from any sucka
This is for you, my nucka
Don't miss me too much
Know you long to be touched
Talk to you soon
See me when you see the moon

hug
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Reply #12 posted 07/13/05 1:06pm

shausler

hickory dickory dock

i raaawwwkkkkk!!!!!



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Reply #13 posted 07/17/05 2:32pm

Fleshofmyflesh

Never thought I'd be here
Caught between like this
Motivated by fear
Still it's you I miss

Who am I anyway?
Don't even know myself
On a recent day
Put my soul on a shelf

This won't be easy
But I'm strong enough
You say don't tease me
I say you play too rough

Never thought I'd be here
Caught between the two
Yet through all the tears
I see myself with you
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Reply #14 posted 07/17/05 2:40pm

senik

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My name is Senik biggrin
And I'm not a mechanic,
So please don't panic,
Oh! My name is Senik! neutral

disbelief


"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #15 posted 07/17/05 2:47pm

shaomi

En paix & sauvage, prêt à tout pour écouter le murmure des nuages
[Edited 7/17/05 14:48pm]
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Reply #16 posted 07/17/05 2:49pm

shaomi

senik said:



My name is Senik biggrin
And I'm not a mechanic,
So please don't panic,
Oh! My name is Senik! neutral

disbelief


clapping
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Reply #17 posted 07/17/05 2:58pm

Steadwood

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I am an the orger Steadwood

But that's only fair.

I'd like to substitute dirt for food

that feeds on turbulent emotions in stillness of air

woot!


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guitar I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality biggrin troll guitar


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Reply #18 posted 07/17/05 3:03pm

senik

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shaomi said:

senik said:



My name is Senik biggrin
And I'm not a mechanic,
So please don't panic,
Oh! My name is Senik! neutral

disbelief



clapping




Why's that dude clappin' so sloooowly confused


"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #19 posted 07/17/05 3:20pm

shaomi

senik said:

shaomi said:



clapping




Why's that dude clappin' so sloooowly confused



I've slept 3 hours 2nite (well, this morning), after 5 days of organizing a cultural event & sleeping 5/6 hours a night, all this WITHOUT even ONE sexual act. I hope u understand me being quite tired. Sorry... bored
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Reply #20 posted 07/17/05 3:23pm

senik

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shaomi said:

senik said:




Why's that dude clappin' so sloooowly confused



I've slept 3 hours 2nite (well, this morning), after 5 days of organizing a cultural event & sleeping 5/6 hours a night, all this WITHOUT even ONE sexual act. I hope u understand me being quite tired. Sorry... bored



lol That's not what I meant at all.


"..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.."
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Reply #21 posted 07/17/05 4:20pm

Nero

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Revive! Yes! Superior thread!
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #22 posted 07/17/05 7:10pm

Mach

what rhymes with Mach ?
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Reply #23 posted 07/17/05 7:12pm

Nero

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Mach said:

what rhymes with Mach ?


Sack.
Whack.
Jack.
Lack.
Hack.
Smack.
Snack.
Rack.
Slack.

If you said like Mack.

If not...

If it's like Mawk...

Hawk.
Clock.
Rock.
Sock.
Knock...

And so on.
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #24 posted 07/17/05 7:25pm

lilmissmissy

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Lilmissmissy is what i said
yeh u know datz right
datz whatchu read
I dominate yo monitorz
wif da letter Zed

I know it drivez y'all crazy
Yeah i know it makez u red

But if u fink im lazy
U can fuckin just drop dead

Cause im lilmissmissy!
Yeah dat is what i said!

hmph!
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #25 posted 07/17/05 7:29pm

lilmissmissy

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sinisterpentatonic said:

Allow me to reintroduce myself!
My name is sinister!
here to raise your spirits
like a minister
and just like a doctor
fun i'll begin to administer
to your sphincter
until you're left in splinters
and you'll have to be put back together
with sutures and do we'll do it all over again
sometime in the future!
Dig if you will this picture
of you and i playing paper, rock and scissors
i pick rock to smash your scissors
now what will i have you do for me
go figure! Why don't you grab a mirror
look inside and tell me all that you fear
now ask yourself how did i get here
after a game of paper rock and scissors and
being left in splinters


flyingpig


omg
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #26 posted 07/17/05 7:44pm

BucketOfBouncy
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BucketofBouncyballs am I...
Changing my orgname within a blink of an eye.
Blueroses,Acute,Twistedlemon, I was too.
So many names I've had if you only knew.
I like to come here and play and have some fun.
Giggle,chuckle,tease, and bother orgers such as Althom.
I tried to get away once, yes indeed.
But I felt so bored without the org in my daily feed.
And so I come here every day often yes I do nod
To come to say hello to my crazy friends for I care for all of you.
Now I've found a name that I can stick to and be myself.
Just for now until I find some other name for myself.
But for now my fellow orgers and fellow princesters I bid you goodnight.
For I have to go off to make a living and some how survive.
Goodnight my friends sleep sweet tonight, and I bid you a goodday.
I'll be seeing you again today.
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Reply #27 posted 07/17/05 7:51pm

Nero

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[One more time ...and to the moon Alice, to the moon ~ Sweeny]
Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.

"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone.
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Reply #28 posted 07/17/05 7:52pm

lilmissmissy

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[snip~ Sweeny]
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #29 posted 07/17/05 7:53pm

lilmissmissy

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[snip~ Sweeny]
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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