Come out, ye she-bitch!

Whaddup?

Your threads have been getting progressively worse.

That's kind of hawt.

Bob... I hate you.

Tonight, when I was trying to close down, as you predicted, EVERYONE and their fucking MOTHER decided to come into the store. Over my nicely mopped floor at 9:30. Can you fucking believe it? Then this woman walked up to me and said, "Did you know there's a skunk on the first hole of the mini golf course?"

A thousand things to say popped into my head, and what flew out was the following:

"Did you know you're in the woods and skunks live in the woods, regardless of the presence of a miniature golf course?"

no... some people are complete idiots! I am sorry that you had to deal with stupid people but whats new. You did say you enjoy working evenings because you get to meet new and interesting people. This be your chance.

ahintofgreen said:

HA!

This was THE night for idiots. You called it.

But I wouldn't trade evenings regardless. Feelin' fine with a glass of wine now, baby.

Sleep like a baby. Wishin' I was a sippin'! Did Maint. ever show?

ahintofgreen said:

Hell no. After you left, we probably had all of 6 people. Until it was time for me to close. All those six people were stupid, but NOTHING, maybe not even KRISTINA can compare to the influx of retarded bitches that came in at around 9:30.

I seriously wanted to shoot myself.

Anyway, I left a note to Connie to try calling maintenence and I made a note of the missing knives because I'll likely forget by tomorrow.

Nero, 2 words, starts with the letter p

ahintofgreen said:

....

I'm racking my brain, really.

I haven't the fucking faintest. I'll guess "pussy fur."

rhymns with it... philly swirl. Hands down Rainbow is D'best1

ahintofgreen said:

Do you work with Nero?

ahintofgreen said:

You henceforth forfeit all your opinions as inferior. INFERIOR.

Really though, banana split's where it's at. The rest are mere pauper's treats.

I must say yes, I do work with the good ole' Nero. And, what a delight it is

ahintofgreen said:

OMG, did you already know about this place or has she corrupted you?

Bob baby, are you gelin'?

AnotherLoverToo said:

I corrupted her. We've been friends for, what, six years? I felt it was only right.

Nero said:

What did the lady say to that?

Like a felin' (with a lil twang)

AnotherLoverToo said:

She said something like, "Oh, well, you work here. I guess you're used to it."

What I REALLY wanted to do, was stab her heart out with the orange-handled scissors.

Oh my dear, it was I who corrupted the Great Nero! She was a quiet and meek mouse when I found her.

ahintofgreen said:

You know, I've been thinking of gelin', too. But I realize it's a serious commitment to switch to the gelin', and I just don't know if I'm ready for it.

Like N., I'm afraid of commitment.

thevoid said:

i was going to say "as if you can talk!" but then i realized you might be the foremost expert on bad threads on this site.

ahintofgreen said:

Touche', I think.

Except for in band. When it was you who was actually the quieter, and 'twas me who got you sent to the hallway.

"You're still beautiful, baby."

Anxiety said:

Is that AsianBoi/Bomb under there?

'bout that skunk you shoulda gone out there and hit it with something. Give that woman something really to bitch about.

Damn pencil!

ahintofgreen said:

Yeah, and let it spray me. Unless, of course, you meant that I should actually throw something at it from the safety of the side door, and then ran inside. That could've been humorous.

It was bad enough though. The whole park smelled like SHIT. What's wrong with the damned sewage system down there?

Nero said: