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Reply #30 posted 07/13/05 3:42pm

XxAxX

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JediMaster said:

Cow said:



Aren't we beautiful!


You're big, fat ugly beasts who smell of your own feces. You're only beautiful when you are medium well with a baked potato.


nonsense. Cows are sweet sunshine hay smelling creatures. that odor you're describing is obviously your own breath. perhaps your diet of stolen flesh is the cause of this abomination.
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Reply #31 posted 07/14/05 8:41am

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XxAxX said:

JediMaster said:



You're big, fat ugly beasts who smell of your own feces. You're only beautiful when you are medium well with a baked potato.


nonsense. Cows are sweet sunshine hay smelling creatures. that odor you're describing is obviously your own breath. perhaps your diet of stolen flesh is the cause of this abomination.



Hee hee...that was a good one XxAxX. lol
Eat Mor Horses
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Reply #32 posted 07/14/05 10:52am

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Cow said:

XxAxX said:



nonsense. Cows are sweet sunshine hay smelling creatures. that odor you're describing is obviously your own breath. perhaps your diet of stolen flesh is the cause of this abomination.



Hee hee...that was a good one XxAxX. lol



hehe. biggrin shucks
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Reply #33 posted 07/14/05 12:27pm

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Hey, I only say that because the only thing worse than an uppity cow is a mosquito! Little bloodsucking fiends all need to DIE!!!!!



still talking about death, jedimaster?


Only of worthless beasts like cows and mosquitos.
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Reply #34 posted 07/14/05 12:29pm

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XxAxX said:

JediMaster said:



You're big, fat ugly beasts who smell of your own feces. You're only beautiful when you are medium well with a baked potato.


nonsense. Cows are sweet sunshine hay smelling creatures. that odor you're describing is obviously your own breath. perhaps your diet of stolen flesh is the cause of this abomination.


Nope, my breath always smells minty fresh. You probably don't notice the stench of cows since they smell so much like your unwashed armpits. You're used to such a foul odor.
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9)
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Reply #35 posted 07/14/05 12:29pm

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Cow said:

XxAxX said:



nonsense. Cows are sweet sunshine hay smelling creatures. that odor you're describing is obviously your own breath. perhaps your diet of stolen flesh is the cause of this abomination.



Hee hee...that was a good one XxAxX. lol


...says the dumb beast.
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Reply #36 posted 07/14/05 4:09pm

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Hee hee...that was a good one XxAxX. lol


...says the dumb beast.


says the dumb beast wink
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