Are you a minimalist or do you pack the muthafucka to the point it looks like a small brick in your ass!?

I 'pack the muthafukka'.

Number23 said:

But I don't put it 'in my ass'
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DexMSR said:

I am proper minimalist - I don't even have a wallet



I have of those flippety credit card thingies, but the rest goes into my pockets.

rocknrolldave said:

Aboult half way, full but I try to get rid of crap when it builds up.

note to self - must get one of those flippety credit card thingies.

150 euros
two credit cards
2 ATM cards
entrance-card to my garage
Golf-permit
Drivers license
'business'-card from some Miami Beach hooker.....(Envy, 414-945-4411)

PREDOMINANT said:

Ya know, these crappy things the bank gives you free that fall apart after a week:

rocknrolldave said:

What's your secret then, or do you just have lots of bank accounts?
I am a big fan of flipety but with a single flip (or is it flap) for notes.

rocknrolldave said:

LOL...I "just" began carrying one again after years of not bothering, and now it is driving me nuts keeping up with where the hell it is!!

No wallet here.

Drivers License
ATM Card
Visa Card
And some $$$$.

I just recently cleaned mine out, but already it's filling up again:

Driver's licence
Visa card
Shell card
A bit of money
A couple of condoms
Unused subway tickets
Rikskuponger (a sort of food coupons)
Supermarket receipts
Tracking number for boxes I've sent from Canada
A post-it note with various phone numbers
A souvenir coin from the Dinosaur Museum in Drumheller
My lucky loonie

retina said:

I have no idea why I keep my fuckin' supermarket receipts It's not like I balance the books with them or anything

Why do you keep yours?

And what are the condoms for?



You a artist?

abierman said:

Does she make long-distance visits?

Cradams said:

call her, if she picks up you can always tell her: 'Yo bitch, why ain't you working????'

abierman said:

Is 'Envy' her hooker name?!

I think i'll ask, "Yo bitch, why you naming yourself after a perfume?"

senik said:

I don't have a clue.

Maybe it's because the cashier hands me the money together with the receipt in a bundle and I'm too lazy to seperate them. I just shove it all into my wallet.



Well, I don't seem to find any other use for them, so I guess I could take that up as a career.

The ones in my wallet were the only "regular" kind I could find. All the others brands seemed to brag about being "ultra-thin" or "the thinnest condom in the world". What the hell do they think I'm buying condoms for? To have something that will break into a million pieces when the main event is approaching?

I don't have a wallet. But I seem to have to keep upgrading purses, and in that, I have...

3 checkbooks
1 Mastercard
1 Debit card
1 Coldplay cd
Various receipts
4 condoms
5 ink pens
1 library card
1 stress ball
1 pencil
1 business card
1 chapstick
1 albuterol inhaler
1 hand sanitizer
1 vick's chloroseptic spray
1 napkin with directions to my cousin Tony's house
1 pack of trident
1 pack of aqua drops
1 University of Kentucky student ID
1 Driver's license
1 Savings account passbook

HEH

Cradams said:

women never give me their real names!!! She could use some perfume though!

Nero said:

Does it work?

Nero said:

You sound like a bag lady...except you're not a lady.

retina said:

Have you ever paid attention to her posts?

JoeyMFinCoco said:

Point taken.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

And you're not much of a man.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

bullseye.....

retina said:

Not really. It's a remnant of my Canadian-dating days. I had an employer at the time I couldn't stand. Her name was Gail Cohen. She snorted when she ate. Anyhow, David thought it'd be funny to buy me this little yellow happy face stress ball. He told me to make frown whenever I was feeling particularly upset.

Drivers licence
vehicle registration and insurance
credit card
debit card
movie rental card
AMA membership card

cell phone
health care cards
some cash
a few cd's
2 pens
1 lipstick
1 perfume
a picture of