I'm trying to get out early, and the boss hands me about 7 files, together they're thicker than War and Peace.

Don't you hate when that happens?

I HATE that!

That's like your shift just about being over at the hospital and the ER sends you a body-gram to xray.

jerseykrs said:

So sign off and do your work !


(cause I'm one to talk... )

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Whap!

IT'S LIKE THAT!...AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS!!

Just got back from a stroll on the beach.
It's nice.
Think I'll go back there after lunch.

AsianBomb777 said:

I hope you choke on your Mai Tai, or Bahama Breeze, or whatever it is you drink.

jerseykrs said:

What kind of work do you do?

HamsterHuey said:

Apparently, not enough....

Fleshofmyflesh said:

HamsterHuey said:

Geotechnical Engineering

:nerd:

jerseykrs said:

Okay, lemme ask again; What kind of work do you do?

jerseykrs said:

He installs hot-tubs...





























j/k

idiot edit
[Edited 7/11/05 11:05am]

Ever build a model railway? It can get pretty complicated when you have to build a bridge over a river, or make a tunnel through a mountain. If you'd like to bring those concepts to real life and study the earth--what's possible, what's not--consider a career as a geotechnical engineering technologist.

Geotechnical engineering technologists or technicians (GETs) specialize in analyzing rocks and soil and applying the information to construction, mining, and environmental projects. For instance, when a new highway is being built, they help determine whether the land is suitable. Are the rock formations stable? Is the road going to encroach on environmentally sensitive wetlands? Is it going to cause too much noise for the farming community in the valley?
Specific duties

Geological and mineral technologists perform some or all of the following duties:


* conduct or direct geological, geophysical, geochemical, hydrographic or oceanographic surveys, prospecting field trips, exploratory drilling, well logging or underground mine survey programs
* operate and maintain geophysical survey and well logging instruments and equipment
* prepare notes, sketches, geological maps and cross sections
* prepare, transcribe or analyze seismic, gravimetric, well log or other geophysical and survey data
* assist engineers and geologists in the evaluation and analysis of petroleum and mineral reservoirs
* prepare or supervise the preparation of rock, mineral or metal samples and perform physical and chemical laboratory tests
* conduct or assist in environmental audits, in the design of measures to minimize undesirable environmental effects of new or expanded mining and oil and gas operations, and in the development of waste management and other related environmental protection procedures
* may supervise oil and gas well drilling, well completions and work-overs
* may conduct or supervise studies and programs related to mine development, mining methods, mine ventilation, lighting, drainage and ground control
* may assist engineers and metallurgists in specifying material selection, metal treatments or corrosion protection systems
* may assist hydrogeologists in evaluating groundwater and well circulation and in report preparation
* may develop specifications for heat treatment of metals or for welding, design welding fixtures, troubleshoot welding processes or quality problems and supervise welding projects.



Geological and mineral technicians perform some or all of the following duties:


* participate in geological, geophysical, geochemical, hydrographic or oceanographic surveys, prospecting field trips, exploratory drilling, well logging or underground mine survey programs and in environmental audits and related environmental protection activities
* operate and maintain geophysical survey and well logging instruments and equipment
* prepare notes, sketches, geological maps and cross sections
* assist in preparing, transcribing or analyzing seismic, gravimetric, well log or other geophysical and survey data
* assist in the preparation of rock, mineral or metal samples and in conducting physical and chemical laboratory tests
* assist in hydrogeological field and laboratory studies and in preparation of reports
* carry out a limited range of other technical functions in support of geology, geophysics and petroleum and mining engineering.
[Edited 7/11/05 11:04am]

hmm....you didn't work on the Big Dig did ya?
you probably won't admit to it...I don't think anyone would.
s-s-s-t-tud-d-der edit
[Edited 7/11/05 11:09am]

Quit your bitching.

Yes please. I didn't catch it the first time.

Seems like a lot of fancy words to describe installing hot tubs.

jerseykrs said:

Hire me.

I am good at tool rigging.

Nero said:

Hehehe. Try telling that to an Orger.

Like talking to a wall.

jerseykrs said:

WHO BUILD THAT CHAIR!?

Reports finished.

Take that you foul beast.

jerseykrs said:

I love it when you talk to me like that.

Not many men can porn-talk RIGHT.

I had no idea that pimps gave their man-whores "files" to go through....weird.

jerseykrs said:

So basically you're still playing in a sand box, huh?

jerseykrs said:

Did anyone miss the part about "exploratory drilling"? So gay! jerseykrs

ReturnOfDOOK said:

No, all the other gay guys commented on it also.

jerseykrs said:

Do you know that Tolstoi originally wanted to call that book "War: what is it good for?"