thevoid said:

god damn it, NO!!!!

When Olivia Newton-John was making Xanadu, did she ever put on those tight pants from Grease in her trailer and get it on with any of the cast or crew? And (if I can ask a follow-up) do you think that Danny, in the latter film, suffered from the Madonna/Whore Complex?

Ace said:

a) i don't know about the grease pants, but olivia did end up marrying one of the background dancers from xanadu - mr. matt lattanzi (i probably misspelled the hell out of his name, oopsies). so i'm guessing there was some hot xanadu trailer action.

b) i regret that i am not at liberty to field questions about 'grease'. can you rephrase the question in a way that applies specifically to 'xanadu' or perhaps even elevator etiquette?

Anxiety said:

And why the hell not, dare I ask...?

MartyMcFly said:

because, while everyone may like their own flavor, i can guarantee you that not everyone likes yours.

Anxiety said:

When I've seen clips of Olivia Newton-John in Xanadu, why do I find myself wishing that she were wearing tight pants and smoking a cigarette? I also sometimes have these thoughts in an elevator.

Anxiety said:

fair enough....

Ace said:

well, there's that one part where she's wearing the tiger print vest and the matching mini-skirt and she's trying to act all heavy metal hoochie mama. i think livvie was a groundbreaker because she did hoochie mama before there was such a thing as hoochie mama. yet she still found time to pose for pictures in peasant blouses with a flower in her hair.

by the way, no JO to ONJ in the elevator, por favor. unless, of course, you have a private elevator. in which case, do whatever you damn well please.

You never answered my question.

Anxiety said:[quote]you may ask me anything included in the following list:

1. trivia related to the film and subsequent soundtrack of "xanadu"
2. custom-crafted slang for use at your school or workplace
3. how much i hate pizza in chicago
4. elevator etiquette
5. false facts about france
6. questions for my hastily-created cartoon dog character "waddles"
7. opinions on your newly purchased slacks/jeans/etc.*
8. mini-reviews of grocery items you've been thinking about buying**
9. queries which can be answered by a wacky picture found on google
10. umbrella care tips***


1. What was the overall cause and effect theme of Xanadu?
2. I work in a prison and need some new slang to identify my dumb ass boss with.
3. Can you tell me the beginning of your hatred for Chicago pizza?
4. There was this absolutely fine Sheriff I met in court yesterday in an elevator. Other than grabbing him on his ass in his skin tight pants, how could I have recovered from drooling at him in the elevator?
5. Could you tell me the theory and history of the slang term French Frog?
6. How would Waddles get Dex to make mad passionate love to him? Waddles has just seen Dex in all of his glory and is overcome with passion. What is he to do?
7. I purchased these great pair of Baby Phat jeans and need some new idea on accessorizing the gold embellishments to my advantage. What do you suggest?
8. Chittlins, Hog Mogs, Soy Milk, Boudin and grits. Whatcha got for me?
9. What pic can you find to describe your infamous "Stage Performance"!?!
10. And lastly, my umbrella is dry, old, cracked and doesn't get used much. What decorating tips can you think of for it?


You may begin!!!!

Anxiety said:

Thanks!

Anxiety said:

What do you think about US foreign policy?

Anxiety said:

You are missing out on many many of the thin crusted pizza's in chicago. THere are PLENTY. Thing is...unless you are willing to travel just a bit, you may not get to experience it. I find even the bigger places that deliver aren't all that good...Chicago Pizza, Godfathers, etc.

Like you, I like my pie super thin and crispy..actually I like mine a tad burned on the edges.

CarrieMpls said:

Now THAT'S what I call a PAPER JAM!!!








....yeah, i'll get back to you.

A bit of a control freak aren't cha?

i was thinking about getting those microwavable kraft macaroni and cheese individual pouches for my kids. are those any good? oh and how do i make a delicious milk shake?

PEJ said:

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

and WHICH category does this question fall under???

brownsugar said:

if you cover instant mac and cheese in enough hot sauce or cayenne pepper, it all tastes good. otherwise, i'd say proceed with caution. i prefer the velveeta shells and cheese myself. so wrong it's right.

as for the milk shake, hmmm. i'm more of a smoothies kind of guy, so i could tell you how to make a yummy chocolate banana smoothie, but i'm not so sure about the milkshake.

CarrieMpls said:

i got overwhelmed!

superspaceboy said:

burned on the edges is the way to go.

Anxiety said:

someone go tell ben i found the source of that foul and mysterious odor in the GD forum... tell him it's an anxiety thread and to call the fumigators as per the usual anxiety thread steps.

ShySlantedEye1 said:

you are a demanding woman. i see you desire to test my resources.

1. dreams cause roller discos to exist. hallucinations of olivia newton john in a USO uniform cause gene kelly to get off his lazy butt and dance around in pimp suits in a giant pinball machine. cheezy cartoon montages cause trapper keepers designed with dancing fish in legwarmers. need i say more?

2. i have a close relative who works for the DoC, and her favorite name is the good ol' tried and true "sons'a bitches anyway."

3. it was when someone ordered deep dish pizza at my job and i found i had to eat it with a spoon. a man should not have to eat pizza with a spoon. this would not be the last such incident with chicago pizza. gross.

4. you could merely have said "those are some fine sheriff pants you got there. what kind of sheriff pants are those?" sheriffs love to talk about their pants. i don't know why. they just do.

5. i can't really go into the full history of the term "french frog", but i can tell you now that it has a little bit to do with the length of an average french person's tongue, and their affinity for preparing glazed insect pastries. i don't know where hyaenas come into this, but i'm sure if you subscribe to national geographic, you can hold them fully accountable for a full explanation.

6. waddles would get in his special doggie space ship and shoot love beams at dex until dex is overcome with intergalactic cartoon doggie lust, at which point dex will spread himself out on the hood of waddles' intergalactic ride and say "take me, o hastily-created cartoon dog! take me now, in front of the entire galaxy!"

7. cover the gold embellishments with duct tape and change your name to joan jett. you'll get all the man love you want, i promise you. and a little bit of lady love too, if you get in the mood for that kind of thing.

8. i have a box of trader joes samosas in the freezer, baby. and oh yeah. i have dipping sauce.

9. you must mean this:



10. it sounds like your umbrella needs some love. it needs to get out more often. put some duct tape over its gold embellishments and change your umbrella's name to joan jett. trust me on this.

Anxiety said:

nah, that's good enough for me.

cborgman said:

what the hell are you talking about, you should be grateful i'm performing a damn pubic service.

Anxiety said:

Freudian slip?

Ace said:

well, shit

Anxiety said:

AND SOMEONE BRING ME SOME ROACH SPRAY!
[Edited 7/12/05 10:20am]

Ace said:

oh, lord, don't touch it! go wash your hands! you'll get anxiety all over you.
[Edited 7/12/05 10:22am]