evenstar3 said:

You're fucked.


In the military, dorm managers tried to group as few girls togehter as possible becuase girls hate living with girls.

You're fucked.


With women, you can set the ground rules, you can be very explicit about your expectations, and rules of behavior, and one of you will always break them. Two words: CAT FIGHT.

The best thing to do is explain that you're not looking for friendship, and keep the situation as cold, sterile, and businesslike as possible. And even then, it's probably futile.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You're a good looking guy.
I'd do you if I was into that kind of thing, I mean--after I've had my way with MiguelGomez, Gooey, Izen, SSB, Anxiety, Fuaxie, Cheek, Heavenly, cborgman, and the like.

What you need to do is clean your friggen room.
Redecorate that shit--make it a nice little pad.

You dress just fine. You have a nice smile. You've got a great personality.
You just need to sell it.

donk said:

i think there's a secret message in there somewhere.

You're fucked.


In the military, dorm managers tried to group as few girls togehter as possible becuase girls hate living with girls.

You're fucked.


With women, you can set the ground rules, you can be very explicit about your expectations, and rules of behavior, and one of you will always break them. Two words: CAT FIGHT.

The best thing to do is explain that you're not looking for friendship, and keep the situation as cold, sterile, and businesslike as possible. And even then, it's probably futile.

donk said:

i think there's a secret message in there somewhere.

donk said:

i figured as much. At least I know they'll be neater and less party-whorish than my last roommates.

Anxiety said:

ge tah ook erlo ser

evenstar3 said:

who are you again?

donk said:

I think her name is Laurel or something....I sorta remember her from a long time ago....

donk said:

I think her name is Laurel or something....I sorta remember her from a long time ago....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

(I used this in Fauxie's thread and it was relevant. I will now use it here, even though there is no relevance. Eat it, Anxy. Just eat it).

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Such nastiness when my org addiction subsides a bit!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

D'yoowannannowhuutyoooc'neeeet? ...Deeeeyewwwannowuttyoocunneeeat...?!

Stop SHITTING AROUND!!!

Is that John Mellencamp in your avatar?

evenstar3 said:

Is that John Mellencamp in your avatar?

Don't let a little bitty Anxiety Question-and-Answer thread overshadow this one.

donk said:

what, me? lift a thread idea?

Anxiety said:

I THINK I'LL START AN "ODE to TURBI TWISTS pt1" Thread!!!

AsianBoi777 said:

it'll never work.

Anxiety said:

Don't underestimate 'your lips around my penis'. I've seen that shit carry threads!

Anxiety said:

Don't underestimate 'your lips around my penis'. I've seen that shit carry threads!

Fauxie said:

British fool!


Besides, this is the org.

This thread: Create your own washable menstrual pads (very fashionable!)
is highly successful.

Even Fauxie's "I'm going to be nicer" threads work here.

Even Fauxie's "I'm going to be nicer" threads work here.

Fauxie said:

now THAT was some comedy.

Fauxie said:

now THAT was some comedy.

Anxiety said:

Consider your turbie twist sullied.