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Why not. I don't give a fuck and I have another hour to burn.

Go ahead.

(If you don't feel like asking me a question, then just say what's on your mind. )

are you as sure as i am that this thread will be a smashing success?

who are you?

Anxiety said:

Threads you visit often are.

donk said:

Heavenly said:

idiot!

When will arnie become president?

donk said:

Don't be so harsh on yourself, I'm sure you're not that dumb.

Heavenly said:

thesexofit said:

He wont.
Even right wing idealogues won't be able to pull that one off.

His term as California Govenor now closely resemble's Grey Davis's from last year, but with a few additional embarrasing PR stunts. This isn't a partisan opinion--it's just the sad truth.

Heavenly said:

I knew you were going to say that.

What's your favorite kind of sandwich?

I like chicken salad.

Sweeny79 said:

Pressed Cuban with Lettuce and Tommatoe. I also prefer more ham than salomi in it, and the bread MUST BE CUBAN bread, or the shit is ruined.

Sweeny79 said:

He likes to stir the pudding
[Edited 7/11/05 18:31pm]

Skateboard or Scooter?

DexMSR said:

Scooter

Heavenly said:

I'd love to stir this puddin'

donk said:

Wow you one picky fucker ain't you?

Sweeny79 said:

meanwhile in reality, you know right now he's eating some ol' leftover vienna sausages wrapped in a stale tortilla with an ancient packet of arby's horsey sauce squirted all over it. and he's drinking faygo with it.

Anxiety said:

Yeah that ain't far from what I'm eating.... I'm to lazy to go out.

Grilled cheese again

Sweeny79 said:

In order to keep producing milk, cows are continually impregnated.
When they give birth their calves are immediately taken away which cuases tremendous stress on the mother and child.
THe calves are then locked in little bins that don't allow natural movement and fed an undernourishing liquid to ensure they're meat is tender. Some of them go insane from lack of stimulation and love. They are then slaughtered and used for Veal.
Milk, cheese, icecream--you name it, supports the Veal industry.



Eat Cuban Sandwiches instead!

what's the best way to deal with living with someone you know is gonna grate on your nerves?

evenstar3 said:

dorm or apartment?

donk said:

dorm.

Is everything straight or curved?

Fauxie said:

Everyting is on strings. These strings bend, but not in the physical sense--they give off frequencies. The residue of the first step in the dependent 12 step origination cycle if you will.


Note: Dependent Origination and String Theory can't be measured so it's all theoretical.

evenstar3 said:

You're fucked.


In the military, dorm managers tried to group as few girls togehter as possible becuase girls hate living with girls.

You're fucked.


With women, you can set the ground rules, you can be very explicit about your expectations, and rules of behavior, and one of you will always break them. Two words: CAT FIGHT.

The best thing to do is explain that you're not looking for friendship, and keep the situation as cold, sterile, and businesslike as possible. And even then, it's probably futile.

When will I get to make out with a female?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

You're a good looking guy.
I'd do you if I was into that kind of thing, I mean--after I've had my way with MiguelGomez, Gooey, Izen, SSB, Anxiety, Fuaxie, Cheek, Heavenly, cborgman, and the like.

What you need to do is clean your friggen room.
Redecorate that shit--make it a nice little pad.

You dress just fine. You have a nice smile. You've got a great personality.
You just need to sell it.

donk said:

But don't that hurt the Cubans?

I'd rather hurt a cow than hurt a person.