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PrintableIf I were president...I would abolish the corporate world...I have a very jaded aspect on them now...THEY SUCK...I would end this the fake war going on...I would tell all the other countries in this world...do as you please...don't bother us and we won't bother you...now stop calling my office and fight your own battles...I would take money in the federal reserve bank and give it to the homeless...I would make Dick Chaney scrub the toilets in the white house for 2 dollars and hour...I would make Michael Moore and Bush work side by side holding hands being my go to bitches doing whatever I tell them to do. If I say boys give me a pedicure...those bitches best be jumpin on comand! | |
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I'd make airline travel free for everyone!  |
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Mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: If I were president...I would abolish the corporate world...I have a very jaded aspect on them now...THEY SUCK...I would end this the fake war going on...I would tell all the other countries in this world...do as you please...don't bother us and we won't bother you...now stop calling my office and fight your own battles...I would take money in the federal reserve bank and give it to the homeless...I would make Dick Chaney scrub the toilets in the white house for 2 dollars and hour...I would make Michael Moore and Bush work side by side holding hands being my go to bitches doing whatever I tell them to do. If I say boys give me a pedicure...those bitches best be jumpin on comand!
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I'd send the G4 tornado's with cluster bombs to Highbury when a full crowd of the arse were in!!!! | |
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I'd go with an isolationist agenda and pull all money from all those ungrateful countries that depend on it but screw us over and give us shit behind our backs. Say "You don't want us around or helping to fix your problems? Fine. Screw you guys, we're going home." Let other countries fight among themselves and stand by and do nothing while they bomb themselves into oblivion.
In other words, adhere to a "Prime Directive" of non-interference. "Star Trek" had the right idea.  | |
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I would start by creating a nice huge budget deficit that I'd then just ignore. I'd pump all the money into the corporate world and make the rich even richer. I'd turn my back on women, homosexuals, pro-choicers, intellectuals and other annoying subgroups and instead appeal to the ignorant masses with empty religious clichés since I'd know that I needed their votes. I'd then pull out of every international treaty the country had spent years helping to develop. I would then declare that I don't care one bit about the international community and prove it by ignoring that pesky UN and launching illegal and morally bereft wars in other countries, using young recruits from my own country who actually believed my promise that the army was a good career choice (suckers!). Then I'd expect everyone to forgive me in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, it will be a presidency to remember.  | |
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AzurePanther said: evenstar3 said: why would you abolish the internet? Because its not suitable for use by human beings  I dont want to go too much into it cause it may sound stupid  Can't be too much more stupid than some things Bush says! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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retina said: I would start by creating a nice huge budget deficit that I'd then just ignore. I'd pump all the money into the corporate world and make the rich even richer. I'd turn my back on women, homosexuals, pro-choicers, intellectuals and other annoying subgroups and instead appeal to the ignorant masses with empty religious clichés since I'd know that I needed their votes. I'd then pull out of every international treaty the country had spent years helping to develop. I would then declare that I don't care one bit about the international community and prove it by ignoring that pesky UN and launching illegal and morally bereft wars in other countries, using young recruits from my own country who actually believed my promise that the army was a good career choice (suckers!). Then I'd expect everyone to forgive me in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, it will be a presidency to remember. So wait let me get this straight...you would just keep doing what they are doing now?? | |
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Mostbeautifulgrlntheworld said: retina said: I would start by creating a nice huge budget deficit that I'd then just ignore. I'd pump all the money into the corporate world and make the rich even richer. I'd turn my back on women, homosexuals, pro-choicers, intellectuals and other annoying subgroups and instead appeal to the ignorant masses with empty religious clichés since I'd know that I needed their votes. I'd then pull out of every international treaty the country had spent years helping to develop. I would then declare that I don't care one bit about the international community and prove it by ignoring that pesky UN and launching illegal and morally bereft wars in other countries, using young recruits from my own country who actually believed my promise that the army was a good career choice (suckers!). Then I'd expect everyone to forgive me in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, it will be a presidency to remember. So wait let me get this straight...you would just keep doing what they are doing now?? You mean somebody has stolen my beautiful masterplan and put it into practice!? Damn those thieves!!! This was supposed to be MY moment of glory!!!  | |
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retina said: I would start by creating a nice huge budget deficit that I'd then just ignore. I'd pump all the money into the corporate world and make the rich even richer. I'd turn my back on women, homosexuals, pro-choicers, intellectuals and other annoying subgroups and instead appeal to the ignorant masses with empty religious clichés since I'd know that I needed their votes. I'd then pull out of every international treaty the country had spent years helping to develop. I would then declare that I don't care one bit about the international community and prove it by ignoring that pesky UN and launching illegal and morally bereft wars in other countries, using young recruits from my own country who actually believed my promise that the army was a good career choice (suckers!). Then I'd expect everyone to forgive me in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, it will be a presidency to remember. Mr Bush? Is that you? No Freestyling. | |
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President of where? 
If you mean the USA, then...: (1) i'd probably reinstate colonial rule. 
(2) i'd bulldoze the Yankees Stadium and build a football ('soccer'  ) pitch with gargoyles around the top which all have my face.
(3) i'd get rid of Hershey's chocolate (  ) to be replaced by proper chocolate - i.e. Dairy Milk.
(4) get the Marine Corps to kidnap halle berry and natalie imbruglia and bring them to the white house to be my personal slaves.
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TheFrog said: President of where?
If you mean the USA, then...: (1) i'd probably reinstate colonial rule.
(2) i'd bulldoze the Yankees Stadium and build a football ('soccer' ) pitch with gargoyles around the top which all have my face.
(3) i'd get rid of Hershey's chocolate ( ) to be replaced by proper chocolate - i.e. Dairy Milk.
(4) get the Marine Corps to kidnap halle berry and natalie imbruglia and bring them to the white house to be my personal slaves.
Think i'll get re-elected? Maybe! President of anywhere! The whole world! No Freestyling. | |
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AzurePanther said: You should be President of the whole world!  | |
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TheFrog said: AzurePanther said: You should be President of the whole world!  No Freestyling. | |
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Ace said: CynthiasSocks said: I'd legally marry my gay husband at the White House.
   Your invited!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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AzurePanther said: retina said: I would start by creating a nice huge budget deficit that I'd then just ignore. I'd pump all the money into the corporate world and make the rich even richer. I'd turn my back on women, homosexuals, pro-choicers, intellectuals and other annoying subgroups and instead appeal to the ignorant masses with empty religious clichés since I'd know that I needed their votes. I'd then pull out of every international treaty the country had spent years helping to develop. I would then declare that I don't care one bit about the international community and prove it by ignoring that pesky UN and launching illegal and morally bereft wars in other countries, using young recruits from my own country who actually believed my promise that the army was a good career choice (suckers!). Then I'd expect everyone to forgive me in the blink of an eye.
Yeah, it will be a presidency to remember. Mr Bush? Is that you?  | |
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