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If you were president what would you change? I'd abolish the internet and 75% of the media (not including The Independent). Howz about you? 
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AzurePanther said: what would you change? I'd abolish the internet and 75% of the media (not including The Independent). Howz about you?
why would you abolish the internet? | |
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I'd legally marry my gay husband at the White House.
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CynthiasSocks said: I'd legally marry my gay husband at the White House.
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evenstar3 said: AzurePanther said: what would you change? I'd abolish the internet and 75% of the media (not including The Independent). Howz about you?
why would you abolish the internet? Because its not suitable for use by human beings I dont want to go too much into it cause it may sound stupid  No Freestyling. | |
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The first thing I would do is invade Canada. | |
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jerseykrs said: The first thing I would do is invade Canada.
They don't have lots of oil do they? No Freestyling. | |
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No, but they say aboot and oot and eh.
I would use it as my strategic command. | |
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jerseykrs said: No, but they say aboot and oot and eh.
I would use it as my strategic command. I will cop to the occasional "eh", but no one in this city says "oot" or "aboot".  | |
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Ace said: jerseykrs said: No, but they say aboot and oot and eh.
I would use it as my strategic command. I will cop to the occasional "eh", but no one in this city says "oot" or "aboot". 
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Ace said: jerseykrs said: No, but they say aboot and oot and eh.
I would use it as my strategic command. I will cop to the occasional "eh", but no one in this city says "oot" or "aboot". Yesterday I saw a girl in Nice here in France who was wearing a t-shirt with a HUGE "Eh?" printed on it. Then when I passed her and her boyfriend I noticed that he had a HUGE maple leaf on his back. Anything to not be confused with the Americans, I guess.  | |
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AzurePanther said: jerseykrs said: The first thing I would do is invade Canada.
They don't have lots of oil do they? Alberta does. The Albertans are the Texans of Canada, with cowboy hats and everything. It's quite interesting. | |
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I'd employ retina to be my personal intern secretary. His main task would be to sit under my desk in the oval office all day, and provide me with oral stimulation whilst I did the dull tasks of being president.
I'd put a cushy pillow down there on the floor for him so his butt wouldn't go numb. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: I'd employ retina to be my personal intern secretary. His main task would be to sit under my desk in the oval office all day, and provide me with oral stimulation whilst I did the dull tasks of being president.
I'd put a cushy pillow down there on the floor for him so his butt wouldn't go numb. Sign me up! 
And let's spread the word about the new presidential candidate!  | |
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retina said: Nero said: I'd employ retina to be my personal intern secretary. His main task would be to sit under my desk in the oval office all day, and provide me with oral stimulation whilst I did the dull tasks of being president.
I'd put a cushy pillow down there on the floor for him so his butt wouldn't go numb. Sign me up!
And let's spread the word about the new presidential candidate! You spread the word, I'll spread my legs. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: retina said: Sign me up!
And let's spread the word about the new presidential candidate! You spread the word, I'll spread my legs. Deal.  | |
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Nero said: retina said: Sign me up!
And let's spread the word about the new presidential candidate! You spread the word, I'll spread my legs.  | |
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retina said: Nero said: You spread the word, I'll spread my legs. Deal. You are, perhaps, the perfect man, retina. You do as you're told. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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jerseykrs said: Ace said: I will cop to the occasional "eh", but no one in this city says "oot" or "aboot".
I wish I was going to see the boss! Oh, right - Jersey. | |
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Nero said: retina said: Deal. You are, perhaps, the perfect man, retina. You do as you're told. At least when I'm told such wonderful things. | |
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retina said: Nero said: You are, perhaps, the perfect man, retina. You do as you're told. At least when I'm told such wonderful things. Meet me in Japan. I'll sit on your face. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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AzurePanther said: P.S. Please do not move this to P&R it's not intended to be that serious. Thanks Eeeesh!!!  
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Nero said: retina said: At least when I'm told such wonderful things. Meet me in Japan. I'll sit on your face. Too bad people are supposed to sit on the floor there. Otherwise I could pretend to be your chair and we could do it in public. | |
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jerseykrs said: The first thing I would do is invade Canada.
Are we going to execute Terrence and Phillip, too? | |
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retina said: Nero said: Meet me in Japan. I'll sit on your face. Too bad people are supposed to sit on the floor there. Otherwise I could pretend to be your chair and we could do it in public.
We can do it in public anyway. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I'm afraid this thread is not being taken seriously No Freestyling. | |
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Oh no, I'm serious, I would take over that frozen tundra. | |
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jerseykrs said: Oh no, I'm serious, I would take over that frozen tundra.
91.5 and sunny in Toronto, today.  | |
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Abolish time and money.....
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