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Reply #30 posted 07/11/05 9:38am

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Cow said:

XxAxX said:




cow i face a moral dilemna.

i have a fairly new wallet made of nylon, that i bought instead of leather because it did not represent abuse of the sacred cow.

however, the nylon is slippery, and has stretched so that the little pocket for my license and credit cards permits slippage of said cards from their pocket. on two occasions i have almost lost my cards.

this would never happen with leather, as leather is far superior (if tainted by nature of its cruel origin) in this regard, and if i were using a leather wallet i would need have no worries about losing credit cards and driver's license.

i am feeling tempted to buy a leather wallet, but i know it is a symbol of man's disregard for the loveliness that is cow.

what should i do? fashion a new wallet out of rubber and duct tape?

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[Edited 7/11/05 9:02am]



Damn our ultrareliable hides! I realize that no human fabric can duplicate the exquisite nature of leather but it still not excuse the carnage and murder of leather creation. I would advise maybe the complete removal of identifiers and human symbols of commerce. We cows get along without any sort of cards, the irony of course being that we could store them extremely well as we are made of leather. We do not need identifiers; we just are.

Short of that, I guess ziplog bags are pretty secure.



the cow has spoken. long live the cow!

as you have so correctly pointed out a ziploc bag will make a fine wallet and i believe i will be able to rig one up using duct tape.
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