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Printable.jpg) When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Been there done that!  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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This is more funny than gross....
It was a Thanksgiving Day Dinner at the homestead and I had just fixed my plates (yes plates...I was young!..and voracious) and went into the kitchen to get my drink. When I returned my faithful companion had just taken the chicken breast off my plate and ran out of the livingroom with it! Before she could even get a bite in...I was all over her, snatching it from her mouth. I rinsed it off, reheated it...and ate it! The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
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DexMSR said: This is more funny than gross....
It was a Thanksgiving Day Dinner at the homestead and I had just fixed my plates (yes plates...I was young!..and voracious) and went into the kitchen to get my drink. When I returned my faithful companion had just taken the chicken breast off my plate and ran out of the livingroom with it! Before she could even get a bite in...I was all over her, snatching it from her mouth. I rinsed it off, reheated it...and ate it! awww man | |
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We have to take our Beagle to the vet every couple weeks to have her anal glands "expressed" as they call it (drained). I guess sometimes they will become impacted. It's pretty funny though because she will try to break them herself by bouncing her fat butt on the floor repeatedly. We thought she was just being goofy and it used to crack us up everytime she did it, but now I feel kinda bad cuz that was probabbly irritating her alot, lol. | |
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Tom said: We have to take our Beagle to the vet every couple weeks to have her anal glands "expressed" as they call it (drained). I guess sometimes they will become impacted. It's pretty funny though because she will try to break them herself by bouncing her fat butt on the floor repeatedly. We thought she was just being goofy and it used to crack us up everytime she did it, but now I feel kinda bad cuz that was probabbly irritating her alot, lol.
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psychodelicide said: minneapolisgenius said:
I don't know why I'm even laughing because I just cleaned up some cat puke myself only ten minutes ago.   You're probably laughing because you can sympathesize with us about how nasty cat puke is. 
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unlucky7 said: AnotherLoverToo said: Ok, I have to admit, I'm more of a cat-lover than a dog-lover, but I do really like some dogs. And I will also admit, there are some cats who do gross things, too.
But, seriously, as loveable as dogs are--they do some of the grossest things. Share your stories/experiences! Mine: * When I was little, there was a Rottweiler named Brutus who lived on the corner and he ate his own shit. 
* An ex-boyfriend's dog--a pit bull and Labrador mix--used to roll around in the guts of dead animals in the park, and sometimes other dogs' shit.
* On 2 occasions, my friend's German Shepherd dug into my trash to snack on my used, bloody tampons.  that dog has serious issues I know.  The same owners of that dog had a cat that used to lick my ashtray and try to eat my cigarettes when I'd come over. I used to call her the Carcinogenic Cat.
Fuckin' weird ass animals. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: psychodelicide said: You're probably laughing because you can sympathesize with us about how nasty cat puke is.
Cat Puke Cleaning Tip: my mom claims it's easier to clean up if you let it dry for awhile, so it gets hard and you can just scrape it off and then do the carpet cleaning. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: I knew you'd be here, cuz Cloudy was. 
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well he has that pesky animal fetish 
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AnotherLoverToo said: minneapolisgenius said:
Cat Puke Cleaning Tip: my mom claims it's easier to clean up if you let it dry for awhile, so it gets hard and you can just scrape it off and then do the carpet cleaning. Usually when I find the cat puke, it's already hardened, because it happens at night when I'm sleeping or when I'm at work. It is harder to clean wet puke, because it just spreads around. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Cloudbuster said: I train them.
 By example, of course!!  Of course.  | |
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When I was growing up, the dogs would lay in the middle of the street and the cars would have to go around them!! Lazy ass dogs![Edited 7/13/05 20:34pm] Below your threshold of conscious perception.... is where you will find me. | |
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