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PrintableHandclapsfingasnapz said: you know how dogs sniff your legs when they're checkin you out? a friend of mine in high school had a dog who would automatically come up to you and sniff your crotch. seriously--his name was spot, and when you walked into my friend's house he'd come right up to you and sniff your crotch.
he was old as dirt though, like 18 years old...he passed away a few years ago. other than the crotch-sniffing he was a cool-assed dog. i do the same thing whenever someone new enters the room. | |
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psychodelicide said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I've stepped in my cat's puke barefoot. It squished through my toes. Totally gross.
Same here. Dontcha just hate that? It's especially bad if you've just taken a shower. I've learned to turn lights on in a room before I walk into it, and to watch where I'm stepping. 
Speaking of dogs eating shit, one of my cats will eat his own puke I don't clean it up right away. mine doesn't, he'll just meow at me to let me know that he made a mess--in fact he threw up this morning. in one of my sandals. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: you know how dogs sniff your legs when they're checkin you out? a friend of mine in high school had a dog who would automatically come up to you and sniff your crotch. seriously--his name was spot, and when you walked into my friend's house he'd come right up to you and sniff your crotch.
he was old as dirt though, like 18 years old...he passed away a few years ago. other than the crotch-sniffing he was a cool-assed dog. i do the same thing whenever someone new enters the room.  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: sinisterpentatonic said: i do the same thing whenever someone new enters the room.  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: whatchoo doin, pumbaa, sniffin at that woman's knee like that?  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: sinisterpentatonic said: whatchoo doin, pumbaa, sniffin at that woman's knee like that? all the girls like it when you sniff 'em on the knees...  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: whatchoo doin, pumbaa, sniffin at that woman's knee like that? all the girls like it when you sniff 'em on the knees...  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: i had a friend whose dog would eat cat shit from the litter box.
What makes it worse is that this was one of those dogs that would always try and lick your hand.  Think we have a winner for the grossest dog story.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: you know how dogs sniff your legs when they're checkin you out? a friend of mine in high school had a dog who would automatically come up to you and sniff your crotch. seriously--his name was spot, and when you walked into my friend's house he'd come right up to you and sniff your crotch.
he was old as dirt though, like 18 years old...he passed away a few years ago. other than the crotch-sniffing he was a cool-assed dog. My parent's friends had an Irish Setter that would do that, it used to drive me nuts!  What made it worse was that the friends would not even put a stop to it, they just tried to excuse it by saying, "That's how he gets to know you." WTF, if I had a dog who did that, I would not tolerate it doing shit like that. For one, it's not right and for another, it's downright embarrassing for both you and for the owners of the dog. The sad part of this story was that the dog got epilepsy and had to be put to sleep. Perhaps the epilepsy was part of the reason why he would sniff your crotch, I'm not sure, but I used to hate it big time!RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: psychodelicide said: Same here. Dontcha just hate that? It's especially bad if you've just taken a shower. I've learned to turn lights on in a room before I walk into it, and to watch where I'm stepping.
Speaking of dogs eating shit, one of my cats will eat his own puke I don't clean it up right away. mine doesn't, he'll just meow at me to let me know that he made a mess--in fact he threw up this morning. in one of my sandals. Yuck!!RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: whatchoo doin, pumbaa, sniffin at that woman's knee like that? all the girls like it when you sniff 'em on the knees... roflmoa!!! RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: mine doesn't, he'll just meow at me to let me know that he made a mess--in fact he threw up this morning. in one of my sandals. Yuck!!you shoulda seen me--i was sittin here and all the sudden i heard hohner throwin up. i went over to see where he threw up and saw some on the floor...i was like "oh no"...then i saw that the rest of the puke was in my sandal--i was like "ohhh, NO!"  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: psychodelicide said: Yuck!!you shoulda seen me--i was sittin here and all the sudden i heard hohner throwin up. i went over to see where he threw up and saw some on the floor...i was like "oh no"...then i saw that the rest of the puke was in my sandal--i was like "ohhh, NO!" Ugh, don't you hate that? What a pain! I hate the sound cats make when they throw up and seeing them throw up is even worse. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: ReturnOfDOOK said: I've stepped in my cat's puke barefoot. It squished through my toes. Totally gross.
Same here. Dontcha just hate that? It's especially bad if you've just taken a shower. I've learned to turn lights on in a room before I walk into it, and to watch where I'm stepping.
Speaking of dogs eating shit, one of my cats will eat his own puke I don't clean it up right away.
I'm more of a cat person myself, but I do like dogs and other animals as well.  | |
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our beagle used to eat the crotch out of my mum's undies in front of visitors | |
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charlottegelin said: our beagle used to eat the crotch out of my mum's undies in front of visitors
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Ocean said: charlottegelin said: our beagle used to eat the crotch out of my mum's undies in front of visitors
she used to go and get them out of the laundry basket. Only if we had visitors, never at other times  She always ate the cat's spew as well and all the usual rolling around in dead animals. | |
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charlottegelin said: our beagle used to eat the crotch out of my mum's undies in front of visitors
Whilst she was waering them? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: our beagle used to eat the crotch out of my mum's undies in front of visitors
Whilst she was waering them? no that was YOUR mum  | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Whilst she was waering them? no that was YOUR mum Your beagle ate the crotch out of my mums panties whilst she was wearing them?
No wonder my mum looks happy. 
p.s where can you buy one of those beagles? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: no that was YOUR mum Your beagle ate the crotch out of my mums panties whilst she was wearing them?
No wonder my mum looks happy.
p.s where can you buy one of those beagles? Trading Post - "free to a good home" listings | |
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charlottegelin said: Ocean said: she used to go and get them out of the laundry basket. Only if we had visitors, never at other times She always ate the cat's spew as well and all the usual rolling around in dead animals. One of the dogs up there that I mentioned (the ex's), the one who used to roll in dead animals and shit, he did that to me a few times, too! I'd left my panties on the bedroom floor before going to bed, and woke up to find the dog had literally eaten out just the crotch.
 I think that dog got to know me a little too well..... | |
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Christopher said: Cloudbuster said: I'm really turned on by this.  i knew you'd be on here. I knew you'd be here, cuz Cloudy was. 
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Christopher said: Natsume said: seaweed is so damn tasty...  one time my grandmother ran over her dog...he was sunbathing in the drive way then..  Reminds me of the time in high school when my best friend's grandma was backing down the driveway. A woman was walking her dog, and grandma waved at them to go ahead; instead of hitting the brake, though, grandma hit the accelerator and almost hit them both! Total psych, lady and your dog!!  [Edited 7/10/05 23:59pm] | |
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charlottegelin said: bkw said: Your beagle ate the crotch out of my mums panties whilst she was wearing them?
No wonder my mum looks happy.
p.s where can you buy one of those beagles? Trading Post - "free to a good home" listings | |
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bkw said: charlottegelin said: no that was YOUR mum Your beagle ate the crotch out of my mums panties whilst she was wearing them?
No wonder my mum looks happy.
p.s where can you buy one of those beagles? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: psychodelicide said: Same here. Dontcha just hate that? It's especially bad if you've just taken a shower. I've learned to turn lights on in a room before I walk into it, and to watch where I'm stepping.
Speaking of dogs eating shit, one of my cats will eat his own puke I don't clean it up right away. mine doesn't, he'll just meow at me to let me know that he made a mess--in fact he threw up this morning. in one of my sandals.
I don't know why I'm even laughing because I just cleaned up some cat puke myself only ten minutes ago. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: Ok, I have to admit, I'm more of a cat-lover than a dog-lover, but I do really like some dogs. And I will also admit, there are some cats who do gross things, too.
But, seriously, as loveable as dogs are--they do some of the grossest things. Share your stories/experiences! Mine: * When I was little, there was a Rottweiler named Brutus who lived on the corner and he ate his own shit. 
* An ex-boyfriend's dog--a pit bull and Labrador mix--used to roll around in the guts of dead animals in the park, and sometimes other dogs' shit.
* On 2 occasions, my friend's German Shepherd dug into my trash to snack on my used, bloody tampons. that dog has serious issues | |
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minneapolisgenius said: Handclapsfingasnapz said: mine doesn't, he'll just meow at me to let me know that he made a mess--in fact he threw up this morning. in one of my sandals.
I don't know why I'm even laughing because I just cleaned up some cat puke myself only ten minutes ago. You're probably laughing because you can sympathesize with us about how nasty cat puke is. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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