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Gross Dog Stories Ok, I have to admit, I'm more of a cat-lover than a dog-lover, but I do really like some dogs. And I will also admit, there are some cats who do gross things, too.
But, seriously, as loveable as dogs are--they do some of the grossest things. Share your stories/experiences! Mine: * When I was little, there was a Rottweiler named Brutus who lived on the corner and he ate his own shit. * An ex-boyfriend's dog--a pit bull and Labrador mix--used to roll around in the guts of dead animals in the park, and sometimes other dogs' shit. * On 2 occasions, my friend's German Shepherd dug into my trash to snack on my used, bloody tampons. | |
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your avatar is very pleasant | |
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shausler said: your avatar is very pleasant
Hey, you! Sweeny found this avatar and said she thought of me, so she is the one to be credited. Tell me a gross dog story! | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: * When I was little, there was a Rottweiler named Brutus who lived on the corner and he ate his own shit.
* An ex-boyfriend's dog--a pit bull and Labrador mix--used to roll around in the guts of dead animals in the park, and sometimes other dogs' shit. * On 2 occasions, my friend's German Shepherd dug into my trash to snack on my used, bloody tampons. I'm really turned on by this. | |
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Cloudbuster said: AnotherLoverToo said: * When I was little, there was a Rottweiler named Brutus who lived on the corner and he ate his own shit.
* An ex-boyfriend's dog--a pit bull and Labrador mix--used to roll around in the guts of dead animals in the park, and sometimes other dogs' shit. * On 2 occasions, my friend's German Shepherd dug into my trash to snack on my used, bloody tampons. I'm really turned on by this. I knew it!! You relate to these dogs, don't you? | |
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AnotherLoverToo said: I knew it!!
You relate to these dogs, don't you? I train them. | |
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I've stepped in my cat's puke barefoot. It squished through my toes. Totally gross. | |
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funny , tho' | |
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Cloudbuster said: AnotherLoverToo said: I knew it!!
You relate to these dogs, don't you? I train them. By example, of course!! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I've stepped in my cat's puke barefoot. It squished through my toes. Totally gross.
Yeah, cats puke a lot, don't they. But dogs are just in a class all by themselves! | |
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Cloudbuster said: I'm really turned on by this. i knew you'd be on here. | |
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The first time we took my first dog to the beach, he ran around and ate up all the seaweed in sight... then in the car, on the way home, he threw up everywhere. It was green... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: The first time we took my first dog to the beach, he ran around and ate up all the seaweed in sight... then in the car, on the way home, he threw up everywhere. It was green...
you dont gotta lie to kick it...that was soo you! | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: The first time we took my first dog to the beach, he ran around and ate up all the seaweed in sight... then in the car, on the way home, he threw up everywhere. It was green...
you dont gotta lie to kick it...that was soo you! seaweed is so damn tasty... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: seaweed is so damn tasty... one time my grandmother ran over her dog...he was sunbathing in the drive way then.. | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: seaweed is so damn tasty... one time my grandmother ran over her dog...he was sunbathing in the drive way then.. my neighbor did that to their cat as they were leaving for vacation... and once my dad got in a car accident two blocks from our house as we were leaving for vacation! but omg what happened to your grandma's dog?! I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: one time my grandmother ran over her dog...he was sunbathing in the drive way then.. my neighbor did that to their cat as they were leaving for vacation... and once my dad got in a car accident two blocks from our house as we were leaving for vacation! but omg what happened to your grandma's dog?! i dunno but ...she seemed casual about it. omgg....poor cat! make sure your dog doesnt like to hang out on the driveway | |
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Christopher said: i dunno but ...she seemed casual about it. omgg....poor cat! make sure your dog doesnt like to hang out on the driveway
He has separation anxiety + agoraphobia so he doesn't leave the house. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: He has separation anxiety + agoraphobia so he doesn't leave the house. give him some boones farm to lighten him up | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: He has separation anxiety + agoraphobia so he doesn't leave the house. give him some boones farm to lighten him up boones my cat used to sunbathe in the street... and we were all surprised when she got run over... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: boones my cat used to sunbathe in the street... and we were all surprised when she got run over... what was her name | |
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Christopher said: Natsume said: boones my cat used to sunbathe in the street... and we were all surprised when she got run over... what was her name Her name was... Christopher! No, her name was Ditty (the kitty). I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: what was her name Her name was... Christopher! No, her name was Ditty (the kitty). erm...ditty? this anything to do with your p-diddy obsessions? | |
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Christopher said: erm...ditty? this anything to do with your p-diddy obsessions?
In retrospect, I should have named her Fiona Selena Glamorina Glexandria... I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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Natsume said: Christopher said: erm...ditty? this anything to do with your p-diddy obsessions?
In retrospect, I should have named her Fiona Selena Glamorina Glexandria... much better sipping boones farm | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: I've stepped in my cat's puke barefoot. It squished through my toes. Totally gross.
Same here. Dontcha just hate that? It's especially bad if you've just taken a shower. I've learned to turn lights on in a room before I walk into it, and to watch where I'm stepping. Speaking of dogs eating shit, one of my cats will eat his own puke I don't clean it up right away. I'm more of a cat person myself, but I do like dogs and other animals as well. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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My dog will do the same thing if I don't clean it up right away. Just gross. | |
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Ewww! Wonder why animals do that? RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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i had a friend whose dog would eat cat shit from the litter box. What makes it worse is that this was one of those dogs that would always try and lick your hand. | |
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you know how dogs sniff your legs when they're checkin you out? a friend of mine in high school had a dog who would automatically come up to you and sniff your crotch. seriously--his name was spot, and when you walked into my friend's house he'd come right up to you and sniff your crotch.
he was old as dirt though, like 18 years old...he passed away a few years ago. other than the crotch-sniffing he was a cool-assed dog. | |
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