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PrintableAnxiety said: Janfriend said: what the fuck does glib mean?
they were three brothers who made disco music - barry, robin and maurice. BWAHAHAHAHA!  | |
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the whole situation gives me that queazy feeling i feel when i come across someone who wears too much damn cologne  | |
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brownsugar said: the whole situation gives me that queazy feeling i feel when i come across someone who wears too much damn cologne
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Anxiety said: Ace said: Part of the job entails monitoring her Ho-ho's intake. Are you sure you're up to it? dude. i'll introduce her to little debbie swiss roll cakes. where snack cakes are concerned, i will be the bobby to her whitney. ENABLER!!!!! m MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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BananaCologne said: brownsugar said: the whole situation gives me that queazy feeling i feel when i come across someone who wears too much damn cologne
cologne is nice but when a guys wears too much...its too much-gives me a fuckin'headache  | |
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Oh! I like this one:
The Cruiser Rolls Again, Rivets Continue to Pop
-----New quotes from the Cruiser to Der Spiegel magazine on why he had fully staffed Scientology tents on the War of the Worlds set: "I felt honored to have volunteer Scientology ministers on the set. They were helping the crew. When I'm working on a movie, I do anything I can to help the people I'm spending time with. I believe in communication. The volunteer Scientology ministers were there to help the sick and injured. " The sick and injured? From the Martian attacks? 
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Anxiety said: Janfriend said: what the fuck does glib mean?
they were three brothers who made disco music - barry, robin and maurice.   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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Another good one:
Katie Holmes Poses in Wedding Dress While Slowly Losing Mind
From MSNBC - Katie Holmes appears in the August issue of W magazine posing in a Commes des Garcons wedding dress and continuing to gush about her fiance. "Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase," Holmes says. In the interview, a theme emerges with many similar comments, including "Tom is the most incredible man in the world." "I'm learning to celebrate my own spirit, my own being," she says. During an interview with W mag, the actress wouldn't part from Jessica Rodriguez, who is described as her "Scientologist chaperone." Rodriguez's role in Holmes' life remains vague, though Rodriguez says they're "just best friends" since meeting around the time Holmes met Cruise. "You adore him," Rodriguez told Holmes when the actress was at a loss for words to describe her love. We would comment on this but our new Scientologist chaperones are frowning in our general direction... Oh wait, right. We adore her.
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"If vitamins and exercise alone explain why Tom Cruise is so, um, knowledgeable and well-grounded, pass the Prozac."
- Chicago Tribune
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"Tom and Katie got engaged on Friday and, once again, the media somehow found out about it. If we promise to go see 'War of the Worlds,' will you please make this stop?"
- Jimmy Kimmel
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Do not hurry yourself in your spirit to become offended, for the taking of offense is what rests in the bosom of the stupid ones. (Ecclesiastes 7:9) | |
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whats up with the people story---Katie askin Nicole about Tom | |
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