at at a magazine rack soon:

"No pressure from Cruise, she swears: "That's really ludicrous because, I mean, you have to know Tom. He is the most loving, generous man who… first of all, he wants to help people. He doesn't put pressure on people. He is the kindest, smartest, most adoring man. It's a pleasure and a privilege to be with him."

As if that weren't already perfectly clear, just then a security guard lumbers into the dressing room and presents Holmes with a giant silver box tied in a thick purple ribbon. A small crowd gathers to watch her gleefully tear open the package and pluck out a Chanel diamond necklace—a gift, naturally, from Cruise. "He's my man! He's my man!" she screams, then jumps up on her chair to do an impression of her fiancé's now-famous sofa shtick from Oprah.

People begin to cheer. "This is your moment!" cries the manicurist.

"I can do splits too," Holmes says, jumping down and splaying herself across the floor. On that note, I suggest, we should probably get the photo shoot started.

"On that note," she replies, "I love him."

"Holmes Sweet Holmes" by Robert Haskell has been edited for Style.com; the complete story appears in the August 2005 issue of W.

Katie, Katie, Katie... ...you're so... glib.

2the9s said:

your so glib

i bet you think this tractors a bout you

shausler said:

That avvie!!

Katie a trannie? Now it makes sense!

Katie...excerpts from W interview:

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'Incredible... Exhilirated... Amazing... Exceptional... Fun... Pleasure... Celebrating... Privilege... Aligned...'
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"From the moment I met him," she continues, "it just felt like I'd known him forever. I was blown away. He's the most incredible man. He's so generous and kind, and he helps so many people, and, um, he makes me laugh like I've never laughed, and he's a great friend.…"

This is how the conversation begins; this is also how it continues, and how it ends. No question can do much to change its course.

Do you worry that this might be a rebound romance for either of you?

"I've never met anyone like Tom," Holmes replies, her beautiful green eyes focused on nothing in particular.

Do you ever wonder whether this is just a honeymoon phase?

"Tom and I will always be in our honeymoon phase."



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2the9s said:

jesus christ, what's gonna happen when he buys her a car? will she make her head spin around like linda blair, then take the form of a pterodactyl, then time travel to the thirty-third century? sheesh.

2the9s said:

I know - it freaked me out, too. For a second there, I thought Battier was back.

"I've never met anyone like Tom," Holmes replies, her beautiful green eyes focused on nothing in particular.

see what I'm saying - very tranz like...






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Anxiety said:

if he's offering time travel, I'm so there!

more:

Isn't it an adjustment to move in with someone—and after only a month? (In late May, Holmes packed up her apartment in Hollywood's El Royale complex and moved into Cruise's Beverly Hills manse.)

"He's the man of my dreams."


Do you feel that, with more relationship experience, you get better at resolving conflicts?

"Meeting Tom—I'm just exhilarated. He makes me laugh, we have fun, we understand each other, everything is so aligned. I feel so lucky and so—like I've been given such a gift, such a gift, you know?" She pauses. "And it's just really amazing."





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you know, for the right price i would pretend to be the love of kirstie alley's life.

so if anyone knows ol' kirst, hook me up.

Anxiety said:

Part of the job entails monitoring her Ho-ho's intake. Are you sure you're up to it?

Ace said:

dude. i'll introduce her to little debbie swiss roll cakes. where snack cakes are concerned, i will be the bobby to her whitney.

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

It's all about the class! Go for a reality show in the pre-nup!

madartista said:

Kirstie & Anxy: Mod Actress!

the higher they rise the faster and harder they fall










"can't someone just get the damn Cruise gay pics and END THIS THING "

I am not convinced their relationship is for real

Anxiety said:

Then hire your bf as your assistant and you're all set! You may have to give it up to Kirstie, though. Remember when she thanked her husband for "giving her the big one"?

Make fun of Tom Schmooze here

a sample e-mail to the above site:

'...He's just misunderstood and could obviously benefit from a coffee enema. OK, he's a loon'





[Edited 7/9/05 12:27pm]

Poor Katie


If her career takes off, he will leave her just as he did Nicole. He wants a nobody, so that he can be the star in the relationship.

Atleast, that's what my shrink said


Smooches;)

madartista said:

oh, that would be easy to get out of. i'd just order two large pepperoni pizzas before i'm supposed to service her, and as soon as i'm called to the boudoir, the pizza would show up and i'd be last week's news.

I think it's all quite sweet, actually. Falling into line with Scientologist's doctrane, they're both 'deluding' each other to create their own reality of a star scraping emotion, in effect, creating their own dream version of 'real;ity', which doesn;t actually exist in essense, so who's the fool? You or them? I think I know. "But they're heading for emotional ruin, 23! They'll fall as far as they'll climb!" So what? At least they fucking lived it to the furthest extreme instead of picking away at the holes of things like serial killers and internet geeks.

what the fuck does glib mean?

Janfriend said:

they were three brothers who made disco music - barry, robin and maurice.

BananaCologne said:

His teeth aren't big enough in this picture...

@ the thread title, especially "tranz"