rocknrolldave said:

TheFrog said:

Smoking a fag, huh? That's what me and Eugene did after we...um after we..


After we threw a TV off a cliff, that's it. TV. Off cliff.







As you were.

rocknrolldave said:

Me too. Did you hear when Craig said, "If anyone attacks Anthony, I will destroy them," what's he gonna do..? massage their feet to death? I really dislike that guy. He thinks he exposed Science when all he really did was expose himself.

I think Makosi is being swallowed up by her own game playing and lies. She's losing the plot, I used to really like her, she still has something going for her though which is more than can be said for Vanessa, thank god she's out.


Eugene seems to be the only one not playing up to the cameras and being himself.

rocknrolldave said:

How very "Rock & Roll" of you, Rocknrolldave

Lleena said:

I missed it last night .....and I TOLD YA about that Makosi

Was it as big as the Jason & Victor v Marko & that silly moo from Manchester?

Did you see when he found that mole in the garden?

Geek Chic

Lleena said:

omg, i was crawling up the walls when he was in the diary room doing that "oi'm a faaarmer" impression.

the world's biggest dork, but somehow endearing with it.

TheFrog said:

Get yo hands off ma man, be-atch!

rocknrolldave said:

he's yours, as long as i can have "ooh look at my bibbling man-boobs" craig.

TheFrog said:

Do I get to keep the plastic mole too....?

TheFrog said:

Where's his bra?



The damn disgusting exhibitionist

senik said:

NO, that was bad, I'm surprised they didn't call the riot police in that time

This was more verbal, lots of hissing from Craig, dumb founded expressions from Anthony and Science shouting a lot.

Makosi and Kemal had a run in, she told him to "get off my bed, I dont want you on my bed," She doesn't sit on beds with people she doesn't like apparently. She was very pissed off, you know when Makosi is pisssed off because she adopts this "I'm going to kill you with an axe to your head, NOW" expression.

TheFrog said:

It was toe curling.. He was like a little kid whose just discovered a stash of sweets.

I like him, I think he's being himself. He laughs at his own jokes all the time, "haw..haw..haw..it was really really funny," and the others sit there looking all straight faced. You can almost see the tumbleweed blowing along the floor.

Lleena said:

I think the police were called in for that, weren't they? I know live transmission was cut and the police definitely still interviewed them after they were evicted to further their enquiries.

senik said:

Yeah they were, apparently members of the public watching called the police too. lol.
They were all interviewed and Emma was asked to leave the house. btw, I meant the riot police, who are different to the normal police Senik! With their shields and batons.

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Lleena said:

painful stuff. i heard the guy who plays Keith in The Office saying that "we have a term for people like that [Eugene] in the business - 'Comedy Vacuum.'"



anyway, check this out - breaking news!

"Makosi and Orlaith reverted back to their childhood tonight, providing the other Housemates with a rendition of some of their favourite nursery rhymes.

They were having a lovely time until oh so practical Eugene stepped in and started analysing the lyrics.

According to Eugene, you don't get water from the top of a hill and spiders aren't very intelligent. OK?

After the Housemates recited the words to Jack and Jill, Eugene piped up. "Obviously they (Jack and Jill) weren't going up the hill to get water because you don't go up a hill to get water."

"They were going to have sex," Orlaith joked taking the conversation back to its previous childish level.

Makosi joined in saying, "Humpty was being humped on the wall!"

Eugene was still on the Jack and Jill water mission though, "You don't go up a hill to get water unless there is an underground reservoir up there or a water tower, in which case it's quite strategic."
Choosing to ignore Eugene, Makosi managed to turn the conversation back to Humpty's humping.

Eugene was then forced to point out the flaws in that nursery rhyme. "All the king's horses and all of the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again? I'm not surprised," he ranted. "It's something for a specialist... too many cooks spoil the broth or in this case scramble the eggs."

Eugene's comments were met with some polite chortles before it was time for the next rhyme, Incy Wincy Spider.

Eugene was off again, "Incy Wincy spider clearly wasn't very intelligent going up a water spout, why not do something constructive like scaring old ladies."

Again the girls chose to ignore him and went on to sing a horrific version of Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star."



www.channel4.co.uk/bigbrother

The saddest thing is that Eugene represents exactly the image of an English person that I imagine Americans to have of us...

TheFrog said:

I especially like this one

It is so boring right now ,i can't look at Craigs face anymore , and Makosi is pissing me off and Orlaith keeps feeling her own boobies.I loved Vanessa's eviction though could they have degraded her anymore

Nikki23 said:

That was wicked, won'it! Poor Eugene looked like a rabbit caught in the headlights when he was put on the spot to vote between the two

"I...I, ...eerrr, I... I don't want to vote but..."

SpareSenik said:

SpareSenik love your name ,please Craig makes me puke .Science and Orlaith are up this week ,i think Science will go ..its really boring now though.

SpareSenik said:

I was wondering that! I turned away for like 10 seconds, heard this 'rustling' and wasn't quite sure what I saw.

BananaCologne said:

Me too. I heard the rustling, saw a bit of rhythmic movement going on and thought

ugh, that made me feel ill.

man-boobs is already disgusting enough in my eyes, without having to see him banging one off.

LolaM said:

Of all the people they could choose to involve in live television masturbation, please not Craig



Kylie, Nicole Kidman, Margaret Thatcher? - yes


Craig? NOOOOOooooo!

SpareSenik said:

Were not Eugene's impressions of Science and Orlaigh during nominations, just the worst impressions ever attempted, by anyone?

TheFrog said:

Eugene and Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards have a number of similarities, don't you think..?


You know, lovable losers?



At least Eddie had some cool goggles and skis and everything...

TheFrog said:

I was just posting that! "Great minds think..." Shit, it doesn't apply in our case




For those few seconds, he was crack funny

Hugene for fourth runners-up place!