It just struck me this morning. I need something to do with my time. I was just wondering how I'd go about being an evil dictator bent on taking over the world.

Ok, so it's a big jump from being unemployed, but I have done some temping jobs in the past and I worked for Spirax Sarco for 6 months, which cultivated my evil side quite a lot. One of my primary school teachers once also described me as 'arrogant and with an evil-streak' ( ) so I wouldn't be completely new to it all.

Do I need to have a resume?

Sorry for all the questions. I'm just really enthused about it.

Also, must I have an evil laugh prepared for the interview or will they provide some kind of on the job training?

Thanks in advance for your help.

I guess I should start with trying to start a halfway mediocre thread on a prince fansite first and take it from there.

EarthAirFireWater said:

Is that a vote of confidence? Could you see my as your future evil dictator?

Fauxie said:

uuuuum no

I think you need a side-kick to order around. Preferably someone not too bright. [insert standard "this orger will do" joke here]

Start by getting a job with News Corporation.

Well, you have the beard to stroke as you rub your chin in glee, cackling wickedly..

I'd say you were over half way there already.

In this day and age, military power isn't going to kick it.

you'll need control electronically.

Use all of your beardly experience to disable the world's defence systems via hacking (somehow. ) and then, with your army (this needs some thought, but i'd look to Wales - there are loads of aimless people there), walk on Washington.


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You need a cat!

Can I please be second in command? I promise to make you proud.

TheFrog said:

First Chirac, now the Welsh..your insults of foreigners are of the highest standard today, I must say

Number23 said:

All evil dictators wear uniforms.

See if your wife lets you dominate your household first. If you can manage that, then the next steps on the road to world domination will be easy in comparison.

Reincarnate said:

What have Judas Priest got to do with this?

Fauxie said:

nick hold up the 7/11 first..then see how it goes from there


imported strange burgers

senik said:

Wait a foo'kin' minute! .....It didn't take long for you to work your magic, Fauxie You truely are an evil world dictator


STEVIE G's STAYING!!!!!


Thanks Fauxie

Honestly I think you would be good at it, they would never suspect you, like Kaiser Sorse

fauxster, i thought u were gunna finally create something 2 add 2 deviantart?

Fauxie said:

Can I help?

rocknrolldave said:

rocknrolldave said:

... I missed this comment earlier

TheFrog said:

Just when I was thinking "I love The Frog" after reading your delightful 'Wood Pigeon' thread.

From now on I will trill the sweetest pigeon coo.

rocknrolldave said:

And YOU!

and which of these two do you most identify with?

TheFrog said:

Perfect!

senik said:

You're welcome! I'm settling in nicely to my new role. I thought it would take more time to adjust but so far it's been plain sailing. I'm implimenting TheFrog's suggestions as we speak, plus a few of my own. So far, so good. Not too sure about the Crouch to Liverpool transfer so I may have to step in on that one too.

SammiJ said:

I'm afraid I don't have time to work on such a small canvas. Just keep your eyes focused on the earth for my greatest work. People will be yearning to slap their shoes on my statue heads and burn themselves horribly while trying to set fire to my flag in their drunken delirium.