AirFireWaterEarth said:

ooookkkay

unlucky7 said:

has froggy seen your avatar by the way?

I've killed Buffalo in Alaska, i doubt anyone else has done that as you have to win a special state lottery to get the license.

AirFireWaterEarth said:

I have no idea, but I hope he likes it.

Been in love with a mentally ill man

had to make the decision to take my father off life support

MIke Ness grabbed my ass (purely accidental )

Played with the Cleveland Symphony

I think I have more I just have to think about it

ella731 said:

I beat up a "SkinHead" at a Hockey Match in Bratislava, Slovakia!

ella731 said:

DexMSR said:

Did he say anything insulting to you?

unlucky7 said:

We are still together, we have bad days and good days, but what can you do?

JohnP said:

I once dated a girl who was 6'1 (I'm 5'10). You win by an inch.

I've been serenaded with "Happy Birthday" by the then white-hot English punk band Fluffy and celebrity video director Floria Sigismondi. We later went out partying all night:

I've also been part of a small, private audience with Wayne Newton in his dressing room, in Vegas:

I've met Tom Waits and he played my request that night at his show!

I've seen Jeremy Irons naked:

I've seen Forrest Whittaker deny he was Forrest Whittaker, Kiefer Sutherland in his underwear in a hotel lobby and a Beverly Hills 90210 actor do coke - all in the same night!

I was in the dressingroom with 'the Golden Earring'

And I held an iguana today!! Beautiful animal!!

unlucky7 said:

No words were exchanged at all. He spit on my shoe...so I spit on his back as he walked away. His crew seen what I did and told him. He then came up the steps to where me and my teammates were sitting...and as soon as he got close enough I kicked him dead in his chest, then rushed him before he could get his balance and punched him in his face a few times as he then fell back down the cement stairs. His "crew" never made a move. And the crowd applauded me! My teammates didn't move either...they were too much like

theAudience said:

that's freakin' amazing!

i went to a jimi hendrix concert - of course, i was in my mother's womb...but it COUNTS!!!

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

I had a 5 foot Iguana walk into my garage.

We called Animal Services, and appearently, they recieve at least one call a week here in Tampa about roaming Iguanas.

HowComeYouDontCallme said:

aww Marion that's an awesome photo!! how cool!

DexMSR said:

ok, you're hired!
I need someone to protect me in LA from Muse, when I grab a coke to drink

Heavenly said:

I'll distract her with a firm Whap!

AsianBomb777 said:

AB said "I had a 5 foot Iguana walk into my garage."

TRANSLATION

I had anal sex.



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DexMSR said:

, well, he needs to learn.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Girl, don't make me sex you up in LA.

Sweeny79 said:

- I've interviewed Shimon Perez.

- I sold my stuff to fly half way across the world to see someone who told me I might not even see her when I come. So basically I did all that knowing the chances of meeting her are close to zero. Ahhh...the things you do for love.

- I had the whole school paint graffiti over the school's walls (inside and out) at the end of the year.

- I witnessesed a bus exploding in Jerusalem.

- I worked for more than 3 days straight with no sleep and no break.

Sweeny79 said:

I think I got it.

I went to Hawaii on a Temp assignment!!

I had just broke up with my evil ex (the one in the domestic abuse thread) and was desperate to keep my apartment and make it on my own. So I took any work that came my way. I did a couple temp assignments and when one of them was over I went to the agency and she said the only thing she had was a filing assignment but didn't think I'd be interested in that. I asked her "does it pay", "yes,", "I'm interested"

It was a 3 week assignment at $10 an hour. I finished the assignment in 3 days. I called the agency and told them I was finished and she said they guaranteed her that they had 3 weeks worth of work. I told her either retarded people did the filing or they didn't have that much work and she said "Richard, slow down!"

Impressed with my superhero like filing skills I started getting shopped around from department to department cleaning up problem areas and getting each one organized. That lasted for about a month. Then one day I was doing some data entry and the director from Risk Management asked if the "super temp" was still here and the person I reported to pointed to me and said "he's right there" So after I finished up in that department I moved on to help the director of Risk Management.

The director had lost his assistant to maternity leave and had not gotten around to hire a replacement. The first thing he had me handle was his expense reports. He asked if I knew how to do one and I told him to give me the claim form and his receipts and I'd ask him if I had questions. He gave me 6 months of receipts and at the end of the day I gave him the completed expense reports for each of the 6 months. As I handed him the folder with the reports he asked "when do you think you'll have the others done?" I replied "Others?. They're all there. He was like "you mean they are all here?", "sure" I said. He then said that his old assistant could only do one a day. I swear they had retarded folks working there

After a month assisting this director he asks me if I would like to go to Hawaii. I just looked at him Not sure if I was experiencing a major hook up or what and I asked him what he meant. "Would you like to go to Hawaii?" "Well, I'm temping and certainly couldn't afford a trip like that", "You wouldn't have to pay". At that point I'm like give it up, what are you talking about. Well the company was opening up a new operation and were sending him to Hawaii and normally he would take his assistant on any trips like this but being that she was not there and that I had been doing such a good job for him he wanted me to go. I was like

So I spent 5 days and 4 nights in Hawaii!! I got first class airfare both ways, my own room and a hotel card for shopping. I took $100 and came back with $40. The first 3 days I was on my own. Each day the director would tell me whether or not I would be needed at the meetings and it wasn't until the 4th day that I actually did some "work" We also entertained the investor and his wife, they were really a blast. Fine dining, nights out, Luaus. Wow!!!

During the last day I was sitting taking meeting notes and they were wondering what to call the new operation. The company administered ambulatory services. They set up new operations around the country and then manage them. So they were vollying names back and forth and I started writing down my own suggestions and they named the company after one of my suggestions! "Priority Care"

This taught me never to refuse work because a lousy filing assignment turned into an incredible experience in Hawaii

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