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PrintableSweeny79 said: oh and I got a new job today in a nicer city for more money.
   I bet you took a job in the burbs huh. The suburbs pays so much more than the city. I have been thinking about it. Congrats.  | |
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retina said: Sweeny79 said: I taught a kid who's mother shot and killed his father, a kid who's uncle raped him,a kid who's father was shot dead in a drug deal gone wrong, a kid who's father was a preacher and molested her and an autistic kid who would only eat bread and ketcup sandwiches.
 And the worst part is that none of them will know when to use "whose" now.  
Hey I never said i was smart.  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: Allowed the state to commit my father to a hospital for his own good...
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Sweeny79 said: I can't think of anything else I've done that's special.
That's really fucking depressing.  i hear ya... the only thing i am reasonably sure nobody else has done is grabbing their husband's crotch in front of his mother. without realizing it, no less... That's nothing, I grabbed my mother in laws crotch in front of my wife! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Byron said: Allowed the state to commit my father to a hospital for his own good...
It is for the best though hon, take comfort in the fact he'll get the care he needs now and he'll be safe. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: retina said: And the worst part is that none of them will know when to use "whose" now.
Hey I never said i was smart. Hey, they don't call us Special Educators for nothing.  | |
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Hotlegs said: Sweeny79 said: oh and I got a new job today in a nicer city for more money.
I bet you took a job in the burbs huh. The suburbs pays so much more than the city. I have been thinking about it. Congrats. Naw it's the next city over from where I was but it's a better system, I hope. 
Thanks In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Hotlegs said: Sweeny79 said:
Hey I never said i was smart. Hey, they don't call us Special Educators for nothing.   In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Byron said: Allowed the state to commit my father to a hospital for his own good...
no, you're not the only one here who has done that... | |
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bkw said: IrresistibleB1tch said: i hear ya... the only thing i am reasonably sure nobody else has done is grabbing their husband's crotch in front of his mother. without realizing it, no less... That's nothing, I grabbed my mother in laws crotch in front of my wife! drunks do the damndest things, huh? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: bkw said: That's nothing, I grabbed my mother in laws crotch in front of my wife! drunks do the damndest things, huh? ....and I've warned her not to drink so much. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: bkw said: That's nothing, I grabbed my mother in laws crotch in front of my wife! drunks do the damndest things, huh? bkw is the most drinkinest guy I know. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: bkw said: That's nothing, I grabbed my mother in laws crotch in front of my wife! drunks do the damndest things, huh?  | |
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bkw said: IrresistibleB1tch said: drunks do the damndest things, huh? ....and I've warned her not to drink so much. | |
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I can't think of one thing.  |
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one time my mom called me an S.O.B. and i agreed with her.
fortunately, they were able to reattach everything in the emergency room later that day.  | |
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 I got wheeled out of my lecture building in wheelchair in my second week of uni everz- i had tremendous womanly painz ...i had a fainting spell!No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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superspaceboy said: IrresistibleB1tch said: drunks do the damndest things, huh? bkw is the most drinkinest guy I know. 
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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lilmissmissy said: I got wheeled out of my lecture building in wheelchair in my second week of uni everz- i had tremendous womanly painz ...i had a fainting spell! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Byron said: Allowed the state to commit my father to a hospital for his own good...
no, you're not the only one here who has done that... | |
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bkw said: lilmissmissy said: I got wheeled out of my lecture building in wheelchair in my second week of uni everz- i had tremendous womanly painz ...i had a fainting spell!  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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Anxiety said: one time my mom called me an S.O.B. and i agreed with her.
fortunately, they were able to reattach everything in the emergency room later that day. | |
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Anxiety said: one time my mom called me an S.O.B. and i agreed with her.
fortunately, they were able to reattach everything in the emergency room later that day. You can't recycle your stories here, man! Some of us are so pathetic that we read almost every single thread.  | |
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retina said: Anxiety said: one time my mom called me an S.O.B. and i agreed with her.
fortunately, they were able to reattach everything in the emergency room later that day. You can't recycle your stories here, man! Some of us are so pathetic that we read almost every single thread. well, it's something you haven't done, right? 
so i can't use the prince pizza thing here either, right? | |
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I have a whole bunch of them to share!
I got to watch a woman defecate a half million dollars worth of heroine. I diffused a missile in a pit of a hundred before it blew up a little town called Hontheim, Germany, while I was six months pregnant. I watch an idiot involved in a high speed chase run from the Highway Patrol into a prison. The dummy jumped out of his car in front of the jail and ran in thinking it was an office building. It made processing him so much easier!
These are just the ones I can share publicly with you all! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I have a whole bunch of them to share!
I got to watch a woman defecate a half million dollars worth of heroine. I diffused a missile in a pit of a hundred before it blew up a little town called Hontheim, Germany, while I was six months pregnant. I watch an idiot involved in a high speed chase run from the Highway Patrol into a prison. The dummy jumped out of his car in front of the jail and ran in thinking it was an office building. It made processing him so much easier!
These are just the ones I can share publicly with you all! haven't i seen you on that show "alias"? | |
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Anxiety said: ShySlantedEye1 said: I have a whole bunch of them to share!
I got to watch a woman defecate a half million dollars worth of heroine. I diffused a missile in a pit of a hundred before it blew up a little town called Hontheim, Germany, while I was six months pregnant. I watch an idiot involved in a high speed chase run from the Highway Patrol into a prison. The dummy jumped out of his car in front of the jail and ran in thinking it was an office building. It made processing him so much easier!
These are just the ones I can share publicly with you all! haven't i seen you on that show "alias"? No, but I should be! I have to write these stories down or I would not believe them myself. I can not believe the stuff I have seen and done if it weren't for the pictures. I have Antione Fischer beat hands down! Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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i've, erm. i've..... uh...
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i've trimmed a bird's beak. yep. | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: I have a whole bunch of them to share!
I got to watch a woman defecate a half million dollars worth of heroine. I diffused a missile in a pit of a hundred before it blew up a little town called Hontheim, Germany, while I was six months pregnant. I watch an idiot involved in a high speed chase run from the Highway Patrol into a prison. The dummy jumped out of his car in front of the jail and ran in thinking it was an office building. It made processing him so much easier!
These are just the ones I can share publicly with you all! I liked the defacating heroine. WHo was it? Wait... Angelina Jolie? No...too much money...Lucy Lawless? Jennifer Gardner...oops someone made an Alis joke already. I know.....a half million of....  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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