Sweeny79 said: Ok here is the idea:
Each orger posts something they have done that they think no one else on the org has done. If someone else has also done it, the orger must state something else until he/she finds something that no one else has done. I'll go first: I've been kicked out of a James Taylor concert for being drunk. I can think of something else you've done that nobody else ever has...you beat Fernandez at his own game. | |
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I let a really old, dirty man kiss me on the cheek last year.
As I was standing in line to pay for my xmas tree, I realized I was standing under "mistle toe". Before I could move, this really old, funky smelling man kissed me on my cheek....I almost threw up. Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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TMPletz said: Byron said: I've had Prince quote me directly during a concert before...
What quote was that? I said in a post on P.org after one of his concerts a long time ago, that John Blackwell looked like an octopus on crack...lol...apparently Prince musta liked it cuz he said the same thing during his concert a week later. | |
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Byron said: TMPletz said: What quote was that? I said in a post on P.org after one of his concerts a long time ago, that John Blackwell looked like an octopus on crack...lol...apparently Prince musta liked it cuz he said the same thing during his concert a week later. | |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: Ok here is the idea:
Each orger posts something they have done that they think no one else on the org has done. If someone else has also done it, the orger must state something else until he/she finds something that no one else has done. I'll go first: I've been kicked out of a James Taylor concert for being drunk. I can think of something else you've done that nobody else ever has...you beat Fernandez at his own game. That evil fucker! I can't wait to send in my resignation. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | amorbella said: I let a really old, dirty man kiss me on the cheek last year.
As I was standing in line to pay for my xmas tree, I realized I was standing under "mistle toe". Before I could move, this really old, funky smelling man kissed me on my cheek... .I almost threw up. Ewww... In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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i saw a motorcycle rider decapitated @ 3 am one morning | |
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TMPletz said: Byron said: I said in a post on P.org after one of his concerts a long time ago, that John Blackwell looked like an octopus on crack...lol...apparently Prince musta liked it cuz he said the same thing during his concert a week later. He needs someone to write his material for him...lol | |
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amorbella said: I let a really old, dirty man kiss me on the cheek last year.
As I was standing in line to pay for my xmas tree, I realized I was standing under "mistle toe". Before I could move, this really old, funky smelling man kissed me on my cheek....I almost threw up. He'd probably been waiting for hours for you to finally go over there. "Come on...just a few more steps now....okay, here I go...wooo hooo!" | |
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Sweeny79 said: Byron said: I can think of something else you've done that nobody else ever has...you beat Fernandez at his own game. That evil fucker! I can't wait to send in my resignation. lol... I am soooo happy for you, hun... | |
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Moderator | Mach said: i saw a motorcycle rider decapitated @ 3 am one morning
Sounds like a fun time. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | Byron said: Sweeny79 said: That evil fucker! I can't wait to send in my resignation. lol... I am soooo happy for you, hun... Thanks, me too In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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retina said: amorbella said: I let a really old, dirty man kiss me on the cheek last year.
As I was standing in line to pay for my xmas tree, I realized I was standing under "mistle toe". Before I could move, this really old, funky smelling man kissed me on my cheek....I almost threw up. He'd probably been waiting for hours for you to finally go over there. "Come on...just a few more steps now....okay, here I go...wooo hooo!" it was bad.....but i was kind, and said thank you, merry xmas.... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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Sweeny79 said: Mach said: i saw a motorcycle rider decapitated @ 3 am one morning
Sounds like a fun time. yeah were they supposed to be fun things ? | |
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Moderator | amorbella said: retina said: He'd probably been waiting for hours for you to finally go over there. "Come on...just a few more steps now....okay, here I go...wooo hooo!" it was bad.....but i was kind, and said thank you, merry xmas.... Why are old men so creepy? In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Moderator | Mach said: Sweeny79 said: Sounds like a fun time. yeah were they supposed to be fun things ? Nope, never said they had to be. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Mach said: i saw a motorcycle rider decapitated @ 3 am one morning
Holy shit... | |
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Sweeny79 said: Mach said: yeah were they supposed to be fun things ? Nope, never said they had to be. | |
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Moderator | I taught a kid who's mother shot and killed his father, a kid who's uncle raped him,a kid who's father was shot dead in a drug deal gone wrong, a kid who's father was a preacher and molested her and an autistic kid who would only eat bread and ketcup sandwiches. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: amorbella said: it was bad.....but i was kind, and said thank you, merry xmas.... Why are old men so creepy? It's funny, I just read an article about "dirty old women" that try to pick up younger men in bars. I was like "damn, I wish they'd come to my city!" So it seems to be a gender issue, not an age issue. At least according to my very scientific study of the matter with a subject of one. | |
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Moderator | oh and I got a new job today in a nicer city for more money. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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i sat on a plastic tub with my best friend sitting to one side of me and laurie anderson sitting on the other side, where we all watched karen finley smear chocolate syrup all over her naked body not even four feet in front of us. | |
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I put the Dirty Sanchez on Flesh. [Edited 7/6/05 16:42pm] | |
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Sweeny79 said: oh and I got a new job today in a nicer city for more money.
That is a rare experience. Congrats. | |
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Moderator | retina said: Sweeny79 said: oh and I got a new job today in a nicer city for more money.
That is a rare experience. Congrats. Thanks I'm nervous but excited. In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Sweeny79 said: I taught a kid who's mother shot and killed his father, a kid who's uncle raped him,a kid who's father was shot dead in a drug deal gone wrong, a kid who's father was a preacher and molested her and an autistic kid who would only eat bread and ketcup sandwiches.
That sounds like where I work. Of course, we share the same profession and both work in major urban areas. Special Education Teachers/Intervention Specialists kick major ass! | |
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Sweeny79 said: I taught a kid who's mother shot and killed his father, a kid who's uncle raped him,a kid who's father was shot dead in a drug deal gone wrong, a kid who's father was a preacher and molested her and an autistic kid who would only eat bread and ketcup sandwiches.
And the worst part is that none of them will know when to use "whose" now. | |
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Allowed the state to commit my father to a hospital for his own good... | |
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Moderator | Hotlegs said: Sweeny79 said: I taught a kid who's mother shot and killed his father, a kid who's uncle raped him,a kid who's father was shot dead in a drug deal gone wrong, a kid who's father was a preacher and molested her and an autistic kid who would only eat bread and ketcup sandwiches.
That sounds like where I work. Of course, we share the same profession and both work in major urban areas. Special Education Teachers/Intervention Specialists kick major ass! We have to be nuts to go back there everyday, but it is so rewarding when you actually get somewhere with a kid! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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Natsume said: Along the lines of Miguel's twisted romantic lines...
While living in London, my ex-boyfriend came to visit me. He brought his ex-girlfriend who he dumped for me. She is now a lesbian. They visited me and stayed in my dorm with myself and my new (at the time) boyfriend. We are all close friends to this day and in fact, I just visited them both over the weekend! And I met her new girlfriend! Damn, that story looked very promising for a moment there. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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