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Well I almost got arrested over the holiday weekend.... I was jetskiing with some friends over the weekend on Lake Erie, and nearly found myself in a world of hurt.....
My oldest son and I were heading out on the lake when the coast guard stopped us. They started asking me 20 questions like "Do you know who owns this, what year was it made, what's the horsepower?" WTF!!! Yeah I know who owns it and as for the rest I don't know ya goober.... I was actually very poilte until the doofus told me I had to get off the lake for the rest of the day for not having a fire extinguisher on board..... it's a dam jetski....and I am surrounded by water...if this puppy catches fire I'm bailing out....not hangin around with my booty on fire... 
Well apparently my retort was not met with a sense of humor...and I was told after some legal jargon, that if I said one more word, I was going to jail....  What...Coast Guard jail...what is that like a pontoon or something?
Anyways... I left....mouth closed....but with a really dirty look...I felt better for that...jerkoff...  He asked me to come back to the boat to further discuss our disagreement, which I wisely declined....
Anybody else have an interesting weekend?
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ella731 said: Thank you for your compassion.... | |
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pardonme4livin said: ella731 said: Thank you for your compassion.... You would have the same compasion for me | |
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ella731 said: pardonme4livin said: Thank you for your compassion.... You would have the same compasion for me True.... dammit....  | |
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don't worry. your buddies here at the ORG woulda come and busted ya outta the brig | |
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XxAxX said: don't worry. your buddies here at the ORG woulda come and busted ya outta the brig
actually I think I live the closest, and I would have made him wait at least over night  | |
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Good times. | |
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ella731 said: XxAxX said: don't worry. your buddies here at the ORG woulda come and busted ya outta the brig
actually I think I live the closest, and I would have made him wait at least over night And probably would have asked them to beat my ass to teach me a lesson.... 
*Note to org: Please don't call Eve if I get arrested...I'll end up being someone's beyatch in Coast Guard jail...
Nat....Froggy....Fauxie....Joey.....anybody..... I'm dead!  | |
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pardonme4livin said: ella731 said: actually I think I live the closest, and I would have made him wait at least over night And probably would have asked them to beat my ass to teach me a lesson....
*Note to org: Please don't call Eve if I get arrested...I'll end up being someone's beyatch in Coast Guard jail...
Nat....Froggy....Fauxie....Joey.....anybody..... I'm dead! To bad all of them are in another country  | |
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ella731 said: pardonme4livin said: And probably would have asked them to beat my ass to teach me a lesson....
*Note to org: Please don't call Eve if I get arrested...I'll end up being someone's beyatch in Coast Guard jail...
Nat....Froggy....Fauxie....Joey.....anybody..... I'm dead! To bad all of them are in another country Oh shit.....I am so dead....   HELP ME!! | |
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ella731 said: pardonme4livin said: And probably would have asked them to beat my ass to teach me a lesson....
*Note to org: Please don't call Eve if I get arrested...I'll end up being someone's beyatch in Coast Guard jail...
Nat....Froggy....Fauxie....Joey.....anybody..... I'm dead! To bad all of them are in another country maybe we should start up our own legal defense fund here at the ORG. matt could be our attorney and all
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XxAxX said: ella731 said: To bad all of them are in another country maybe we should start up our own legal defense fund here at the ORG. matt could be our attorney and all
OUTside the quote edit [Edited 7/5/05 11:29am] well we can have matt and sassy represent us  | |
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ella731 said: pardonme4livin said: And probably would have asked them to beat my ass to teach me a lesson....
*Note to org: Please don't call Eve if I get arrested...I'll end up being someone's beyatch in Coast Guard jail...
Nat....Froggy....Fauxie....Joey.....anybody..... I'm dead! To bad all of them are in another country Isn't lake Erie international waters  Gonna have to look that up... | |
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cool story pardonme ... psst - I'm glad you didn't get arrested  | |
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StaticDeth said: Good times.
Be lucky we got em. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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Cops are idiots. I haven't met a single one that proved me wrong. | |
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Reincarnate said:
cool story pardonme ... psst - I'm glad you didn't get arrested Why thank you....me too | |
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pardonme4livin said: I was jetskiing with some friends over the weekend on Lake Erie, and nearly found myself in a world of hurt.....
My oldest son and I were heading out on the lake when the coast guard stopped us. They started asking me 20 questions like "Do you know who owns this, what year was it made, what's the horsepower?" WTF!!! Yeah I know who owns it and as for the rest I don't know ya goober.... I was actually very poilte until the doofus told me I had to get off the lake for the rest of the day for not having a fire extinguisher on board..... it's a dam jetski....and I am surrounded by water...if this puppy catches fire I'm bailing out....not hangin around with my booty on fire...
Well apparently my retort was not met with a sense of humor...and I was told after some legal jargon, that if I said one more word, I was going to jail.... What...Coast Guard jail...what is that like a pontoon or something?
Anyways... I left....mouth closed....but with a really dirty look...I felt better for that...jerkoff... He asked me to come back to the boat to further discuss our disagreement, which I wisely declined....
Anybody else have an interesting weekend?
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You should have asked the fucker if he was a Coast Guard cos he didnt get the grades to join the Navy?
Must be tough tom get into that line of work.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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