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Why bother... ...posting more than a couple of words at a time? No one bothers to read a damn thing you have to say if it goes over a line, really. And, seemingly, the more incomprehensible the spacing, spelling and so on, the more people read what you have to say.
Thus, eye wiyul b chainjingz mah poasting stuhl. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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that hurts my head. | |
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You need to make at least two or three sexual references. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: You need to make at least two or three sexual references.
Eye havunt had seks n a lawng thyme. waytingz fo u 2 fuq meh pleezez suk mah nippul Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Fuck it. I can't do this. My nose is so full of snot and my wisdom tooth hurt. Won't you wipe my nose and hold my hand? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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I didn't realise you had anything to say.  | |
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NoodleSoup said: I didn't realise you had anything to say.
I have loads of things to say. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: JoeyMFinCoco said: Fuck it. I can't do this. My nose is so full of snot and my wisdom tooth hurt. Won't you wipe my nose and hold my hand?  | |
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Nero said: NoodleSoup said: I didn't realise you had anything to say.
I have loads of things to say. Excellent. I'll look out for you from now on. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Nero said: Fuck it. I can't do this. My nose is so full of snot and my wisdom tooth hurt. Won't you wipe my nose and hold my hand? You like children.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Nero said: JoeyMFinCoco said: You like children. ..but I love sodomy.  | |
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analbolique said: Nero said: You like children. ..but I love sodomy. Oh dear. 
It's just ass.  | |
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analbolique said: Nero said: You like children. ..but I love sodomy. Please, fuck my ass. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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Please Joey fuck her ass and get it over with ,here is some help for you ...
One of the most important thing to remember when thinking about anal sex is that, unlike the vagina, the anus isn't self-lubricating: you gotta bring your own grease. And, the more lube you use, the better. It will make the initial penetration much more easy and less painful for the woman and make the whole experience, for both of you, much more pleasant. The most common suggestion we get from our readers is to use LOTS of lube; we just can't emphasize this point enough. All kinds of lube are used for anal sex, from spit to Vaseline to high-tech silicone-based lubes. We'd strongly recommend spending a little money to get a high quality water-based lubricant; remember, an oil-based lubricant like Vaseline will degrade the latex in a condom, destroying its usefulness. We'd recommend products like AstroGlide or KY Jelly, available in any drug store. Note, though a condom may be "lubricated", they typically don't offer as much lube as we'd recommend for anal sex. | |
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Nero said: ...posting more than a couple of words at a time? No one bothers to read a damn thing you have to say if it goes over a line, really. And, seemingly, the more incomprehensible the spacing, spelling and so on, the more people read what you have to say.
Thus, eye wiyul b chainjingz mah poasting stuhl. Aren't you a ray of sunshine. | |
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indeed. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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