You better. There's nothing worse than getting naked with someone who isn't soft, really. When I rub a back, I like to feel soft skin under my soft hands.

When I get fingerbanged, I want a soft hand doing it. Callouses just wouldn't feel nice.

Soft feet must rub against these soft legs.

I keep a bottle of moisturizer by the bed and moisturize in the morning and at night, crawling in or out, after a shower, and any time during the day I feel like it, I carry Lubriderm in my purse.

Lubriderm.....that's very geriatric.....


I use only Bath & Body...I buy a new scent every month.
I love to smell myself.
The flavor this month is Cherry Blossom.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Yes, but it keeps my hands properly soft.

I use some cotton blossom stuff by suave by the bed. It's cheap enough that I can keep buying it. I use the big bottles quick.

Yes.

My current fav: Body Shop Cocounut Body Butter



This is also divine: Pre de Provence Lavender Shea Butter

tackam said:

Are you buying?

Oh, and I like Karma Kream, from Lush:




Kreamy edit
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Nero said:

For me? Yes. For you? Um. . . ok, yes, send me your address and I will, damnit!

tackam said:

In truth?

What do you want in return that I, in bumfuck Kentucky, may provide?

yes...
almost excessively

i use cocoa butter, eucerine, and baby oil

i highly doubt 2 many people have skin as soft as i do

darlinkia said:

Let me compare.

Nero said:

I like a good bumfucking!

Ahem. That aside, you don't have to provide anything in return. Do something nice for somebody someday and think of me.

Ornote the addy.

my skin is always soft, smooth and supple, dammit. i should be a withered hag, since i don't sweat that much and i'm always drinking coffee and diet coke and dehydrating myself on a regular basis. i get dry in winter and i'll moisturize like crazy then. summer? not so much.

Nero said:

...ok

Anxiety said:

Dammit!

I work a job where my hands and feet get beaten up a lot, and I can't stand it when I start to feel rough spots. Aurgh! Must. . . moisturize. . .

tackam said:

It's bloody awful. I cut myself at work sometimes, and that disgusts me. I can't stand to have rough spots or scratches on my hands.

No, but I do shave.

JoeyMFinCoco said:

I will lotion you.

Nero said:

Start at my balls baby!
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JoeyMFinCoco said:

No. But I'll lotion your legs and hands and feet and back and stomach and chest and so on.

Nero said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:

I'll moisturize your balls with my tongue.

But for now, I'm gone to work. FUCK TOURISTS! I HATE THEM ALL!!!! ...But I lurrrrrve the money.

Nero said:

JoeyMFinCoco said:

You two should have sex ,get married and have a baby and call it Nate ,if its a boy

Nikki23 said:

There are tourists in Kentucky?!?!?

jerseykrs said:

jerseykrs said:

Yes. Go fuck your ex-wife.

Kidding, of course.

Nero said:

Do I moisturize? Hell ya!