I headlined the woefully under-publicized 11th stage, in Timbuktu.

The highlight of my act was when I joined Destiny's Child (reinstating them to a foursome) on "Girl", whilst simultaneously rodgering both Tom Cruise and Rob Thomas. The London Evening Standard called it "stunning".

The Times called it "The only live act when you'll wish you hadn't been born."

I missed it unfortunately. I heard Katie was in the audience clapping and enjoying the whole spectacle. She kept pointing at Tom and saying, "We're gettign married," to anyone who would listen. Actually there was only one other person there.

Lleena said:

That was the critic for The Evening Standard. Obviously The Times was not there and is just bitter that I stole Robbie Williams' thunder.

I was in the crowd, man!
Do you want a copy of the pictures?

PurpleJedi said:

I was hoping someone had a camera!

Ace said:

I just wish that I had been able to get a shot of the goats and chickens in the audience as well.

Ace said:

holy cow!!! my gram attended that show and because she's a huge fan she was dressed as tom cruise. she came home with the most fantastic story of being 'taken' from behind (as she puts it) by a total stranger. she'd like your number, please

Ace said:

Robbie Williams was in the parking lot out of his head on M&Ms and Perrier. The Evening Standard reporter who was caught dealing M&Ms was chucked off the premises. Your gigs are wild aren't they?

XxAxX said:

I thought there was something a little odd about Tom's anatomy, but chalked it up to that whole Scientology thing.

Tell your gram to have her people call my people.

Lleena said:

Still trying to drown his sorrows at not being able to crack America, eh?