Yay!

I met an orger and sunk to a new level of social ineptness!

So yeah..

He had a deeper voice than I expected
And we had a drink together during a lunch break to talk. Froggy gave me Jesus Juice in an attempt to intoxicate me and make me his loveslave, but I'm too good for that. He tried to touch me The rumours are true.

It was fun. Surreal. I wasn't sure if it actually happened for a while .

I wanna meet more orgers!

He thinks I'm racist too, but I can assure him I'm not.

Did he smell?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I almost passed out.

Is he handsome in that odd angular way he is in his pictures?

Spookymuffin said:

Almost? I would have expected a full on state of unconsciousness.

Number23 said:

Yeah, he looked a bit older.
I look young. but the guys at work still think I'm 22

Spookymuffin said:

Cherish it cherub. Some people would kill puppies for an unlined face.

Number23 said:

I kill puppies for kicks.

I tried to touch you.

racist idiot.

spooky's a good guy, despite his pompous, elitist schooling.

So, let's get to the important part: What does TheFrog look like naked? I'm dying to know, really.

Nero said:

Number23 said:

I'd rather see what that fellow in TheFrog's profile looks like naked, really. But, as usual, thank you for the help Beely.

Nero said:

Number23 said:

Turn that frown upside down. I'm still waiting to see your John Thomas, too.

Nero said:

I think you should start a thread about my John Thomas.

Number23 said:

I have a fish called John Thomas, you know. He's a male betta. He's purple, and blue, and red.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Any sodomy go down?

Nero said:

It was only a short while after we met, that the scheming little so-and-so told me that he was going to frame his boss for rape (oral sex, specifically), sue them for £50,000 and then accuse me of paedophilia.

It all dripped off his tongue (so to speak), as if this were the obvious thing for him to be doing. So while sodomy is apparently on Spooky's mind all the time, no. None went down.

Cradams said:

Well, at least the boy has an imagination.

That is humorous.

Cradams said:

I can't believe you provided alcohol to a minor
And at 1pm

You are an immoral sod.

Spookymuffin said:

! did he look as lovely as always?

Christopher said:

and with newly grown stubble.

Spookymuffin said:

rooarrrrr!

Christopher said:

He made me carress it

Spookymuffin said:

.....at least all you had to use was two fingers

for fuck's sake, you two!

TheFrog said:

TheFrog said:

roarrrrr