A Limerick for Froggy

There once was a twat called Jon,
Who thought he had a big schlong,
So he showed it to a girl,
It made her hurl,
So now he's paid to get a gong.

something for an orger

p0pstar said:

Really not funny.

Ode to Lolly

Fuck off and die.

Spookymuffin said:

Spookymuffin said:

That's the worst limerick i've ever read.

TheFrog said:

That's the worst post I've ever smelt. It really stinks. What did you eat?

p0pstar said:

TheFrog said:

Spookymuffin said:

For my Darling Spooky

I hope you choke on a hairball.

lollyp0p said:

That's a message; it's not prose or poetry. It's talentless crap - did you get help from Tracy Emin to do that?

Write something for an Orger
This is what the title says
The title of this thread
This thread sucks ass
And this limerick has no rhymes

Spookymuffin said:

I got help frommy imaginery friend called victor who is going to cut your head off and hang it from a tree.



ps you didn't specify it had to be prose or poetry so


and

there once was an orger named dave
He wanted to be Simons slave
along came the pied piper, singing a tune of Tiffany
and dave was turned into stinky cabbage





I suck at this

lollyp0p said:

That's really cool imagery...

Steadwood said:

Spookymuffin said:

There once was this Brummy Tosser
He told everyone he was going to a concert
THe concert was fake , and no one to take
He is utter crap





Im going to keep trying till one is remotely ok

ella731 said:

TheTadpole said:

wtf

TheTadpole said:

OMG Jon how many accounts do you have now?

Spookymuffin said:

i told you to




anyone got some rags and some strong tape?

EarthAirFireWater said:

about 9

TheTadpole said:

ella731 said:

What a shame I'm too busy to partake in any org activity today

ella731 said:

i don't think you suck

i think you're a genius

rocknrollisalive said:

how was it?

TheTadpole said:

lollyp0p said:

yep

have you got a sharp knife?

rocknrollisalive said:

Yeah I can tell!