I know

I think every woman comes to that point eventually. But when you're still a novice you can't be expected to know everything without a little bit of help. That's all I'm sayin'.

Yes you can. My first guy wouldn't believe I'd never done it before

yeah that happened to me. my first boyfriend actually got seriously mad at me cause he thought i was lying about it being my first time giving head. crazy, he had to ruin it instead of just enjoying the ride. what a dummy.

My boyfriend at the time got mad, too. So I dropped his ass.

Yes you can. My first guy wouldn't believe I'd never done it before

basically thats what ended up happening it was just so stupid that the shit was funny.

One time I was going downtown on a guy and I didn't realize he was ready for the big O cuz he was very quiet about it and he pulled my head down and came and it was so powerful that it squirted out my nose!

I thought you were a woman!

Seriously, I also get very quiet when I'm about to come and then the woman thinks she's doing something wrong and stops! I'm not a fan of conscious teasing either. It just makes me frustrated. I like her to take it deep, not be afraid of cum and to alternate with only mouth/mouth+hand. And don't touch my balls! I'm too sensitive there.

When I go down I like it when she lets me know what she wants. She can even tell me flat out, I don't care. What I love is to give her real pleasure and if I can be taught the details in order to achieve that, then great! I sure haven't had any complaints so far though.

I bet you suck at it.

No, I lick at it.

And don't touch my balls! I'm too sensitive there.

I bet you're not very good at it at all.

And don't touch my balls! I'm too sensitive there.

What's up with the sad face?

Right here

OK..... *rolls up sleeves*

Bottom line, you gotta make love to it. You have to show that you care, that you are into it, that you like it. I prefer no teeth but some guys like it rougher. Listen to his reactions. If a man is moaning, keep on. Don't treat it like an inanimate object. It has feelings and can be easily hurt Also remember to concentrate on the rest of that area as well. The penis isn't the only part down there that feels pleasure.

Relaxation is good, expecially if you're going for Linda Lovelace style. Suction.....not to hard and not too soft. For most guys softer is usually better with more towards the end. Some people are just naturals. First time I ever tried, the guy asked me where I had learned to do it. I told him it was my first time and he didn't believe me

If you don't like doing it, don't lie to your partner because the bait and switch just aint cool. Baiting a guy by doing it all he wants and then when you got him hooked switching up and telling him you never liked it in the first place and won't do it no more. That's a recipe for cheating righ there.....

Well. I'm an artist.

I am the motherfuckin' Picasso of giving head.

We should give a guy head together some time! We can learn from each other, like many great artists.

Any volunteers for stunt cock?

(Several minutes for this post to get a reply? Now I'm sure every other guy in here is gay.)

They are. Except the guy I just broke up with, who isn't going to come here and admit that I give fuckin' great head. But the rest? Gay.

Actually, Stymie and I are big ol' queers too. We're unavoidable, basically.

But anyway, thanks for volunteering. Now you just have to fly us both to wherever you live. A 4-star hotel will be acceptable. I prefer German and Australian wines.