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I'm all alone. So yeah, I'm stuck at work (in Merrill Lynch - and I don't do business or economics!  ) and I'm doing an internship; supposedly to learn what goes on here and to have a better chance at getting a job here post-uni. But the team I'm doing work experience in have all gone to a meeting and left me in charge of handling phonecalls  
I might have a sexy phone voice but what if some panicking nut calls saying "OMFG My stock wtf you doing to me bitches?!?!" - what do I say?! 
Entertain me while I'm gone because I'm just waiting for the phone to ring; got no filing or anything to do to keep me busy for an hour. Tell me funny stories, but try to lay off the pics since there are people behind and all around me conspiring to kill the new guy. Thanks for hearing me out. (btw I'm wearing a fiiiine suit - I look good  - hey everybody, come see how good i look!).
Maybe froggy will come and see me for lunch and take my virginity  | |
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did you get your suit from mothercare? | |
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And now for the stock market report by Exchange Telegraph.
Reporter: Trading was crisp at the start of the day, with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated, although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid afternoon. After lunch, naughty things dipped sharply, forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong. Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo... | |
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p0pstar said: did you get your suit from mothercare?
No, I bought my illegitimate lovechild's clothes there, remember? I bought my suit from Paul Smith. My cufflinks are a picture of a naked woman   it's cunningly hidden porn for work. | |
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subhuman09a said: And now for the stock market report by Exchange Telegraph.
Reporter: Trading was crisp at the start of the day, with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated, although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid afternoon. After lunch, naughty things dipped sharply, forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong. Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo...  I wish I was on the trade floor. I go down there next week. For now I'm stuck at a desk with nothing to do except wait for the phone to ring. | |
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Spookymuffin said: p0pstar said: did you get your suit from mothercare?
No, I bought my illegitimate lovechild's clothes there, remember? I bought my suit from Paul Smith. My cufflinks are a picture of a naked woman it's cunningly hidden porn for work.i thought you were an illegitimate child 
naked women cufflinks are so cute!  | |
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p0pstar said: Spookymuffin said: No, I bought my illegitimate lovechild's clothes there, remember? I bought my suit from Paul Smith. My cufflinks are a picture of a naked woman it's cunningly hidden porn for work.i thought you were an illegitimate child
naked women cufflinks are so cute! No, I am a legitimate child. Unfortunately my child isn't  | |
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Spookymuffin said: subhuman09a said: And now for the stock market report by Exchange Telegraph.
Reporter: Trading was crisp at the start of the day, with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated, although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid afternoon. After lunch, naughty things dipped sharply, forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong. Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo... I wish I was on the trade floor. I go down there next week. For now I'm stuck at a desk with nothing to do except wait for the phone to ring.Good luck man! When the phone answers try answering it: "Allied Latex, this is Ben, how may I direct your dong?" | |
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Spookymuffin said: subhuman09a said: And now for the stock market report by Exchange Telegraph.
Reporter: Trading was crisp at the start of the day, with some brisk business on the floor. Rubber hardened and string remained confident. Little bits of tin consolidated, although biscuits sank after an early gain and stools remained anonymous. Armpits rallied well after a poor start. Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid afternoon. After lunch, naughty things dipped sharply, forcing giblets upwards with the nicky nacky noo. Ting tang tong rankled dithely, little tipples pooped and poppy things went pong. Gibble gabble gobble went the rickety rackety roo... I wish I was on the trade floor. I go down there next week. For now I'm stuck at a desk with nothing to do except wait for the phone to ring.Oh Hell!!!....The markets going to crash.. 
....We're all doomed.....doomed I tell you....we're all doomed... 
can't spell edit   [Edited 6/30/05 2:40am]  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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might be able to pop out tomorrow & put your head down a toilet. | |
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subhuman09a said: Spookymuffin said: I wish I was on the trade floor. I go down there next week. For now I'm stuck at a desk with nothing to do except wait for the phone to ring.Good luck man! When the phone answers try answering it: "Allied Latex, this is Ben, how may I direct your dong?" No, because I might pick up the phone to someone really famous who uses Merrill
It would be cool if I spoke to someone famous like some rich band member (I can't name names  ). | |
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TheFrog said: might be able to pop out tomorrow & put your head down a toilet.
 gimme a buzz if you're free between 12 and 2. | |
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Spookymuffin said: subhuman09a said: Good luck man! When the phone answers try answering it: "Allied Latex, this is Ben, how may I direct your dong?" No, because I might pick up the phone to someone really famous who uses Merrill
It would be cool if I spoke to someone famous like some rich band member (I can't name names ).Trent could-you never know. The guy seems to handle many things himself-I saw him live in 95 have fun at the show! | |
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Spookymuffin said: p0pstar said: i thought you were an illegitimate child
naked women cufflinks are so cute! No, I am a legitimate child. Unfortunately my child isn't you couldn't have expected to have wed the mother.... a donkey | |
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subhuman09a said: Spookymuffin said: No, because I might pick up the phone to someone really famous who uses Merrill
It would be cool if I spoke to someone famous like some rich band member (I can't name names ).Trent could-you never know. The guy seems to handle many things himself-I saw him live in 95 have fun at the show! I am looking forward so much to it - I virtually wet myself when I got the tickets.
Problem is I'll have to get up at 6 the next morning to get to work
oooh a sexy lady just walked past my desk 
I love Trent. I want his babies. | |
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Spookymuffin said: subhuman09a said: Trent could-you never know. The guy seems to handle many things himself-I saw him live in 95 have fun at the show! I am looking forward so much to it - I virtually wet myself when I got the tickets.
Problem is I'll have to get up at 6 the next morning to get to work
oooh a sexy lady just walked past my desk
I love Trent. I want his babies.
You should start a thread with a full report about the show! The show I saw had Trent and Bowie together, so for several songs they dueted. Great stuff. Ask her if she likes NIN...start up a conversation, man! | |
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subhuman09a said: Spookymuffin said: I am looking forward so much to it - I virtually wet myself when I got the tickets.
Problem is I'll have to get up at 6 the next morning to get to work
oooh a sexy lady just walked past my desk
I love Trent. I want his babies.
You should start a thread with a full report about the show! The show I saw had Trent and Bowie together, so for several songs they dueted. Great stuff. Ask her if she likes NIN...start up a conversation, man! I'll write a review
I can't believe Trent & Bowie dueted, I mean that was like the TDS era so Trent was doing some of his more cras/blunt/cool/violent stuff. omg woman just walked past again I need to find her desk  - she looks like a young, slender Edie from Desperate Housewives. *oggles*
I doubt she'd like NIN, tho she does look like she likes kinky stuff. | |
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TheFrog said: might be able to pop out tomorrow & put your head down a toilet.
 You crack me up man....  [Edited 6/30/05 5:12am] | |
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pardonme4livin said: TheFrog said: might be able to pop out tomorrow & put your head down a toilet.
You crack me up man....
[Edited 6/30/05 5:12am] Condoning abuse of me is one thing. But condoning it on my thread?! 
Get the hell out of here!  | |
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Tell everyone to sell sell sell, see if you can crash the FTSE today Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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Spookymuffin said: pardonme4livin said: You crack me up man....
[Edited 6/30/05 5:12am] Condoning abuse of me is one thing. But condoning it on my thread?!
Get the hell out of here! I'm sure the swirly will be done with love...  | |
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Oh, and if you are getting your suits from Paul Smith you need to be working at Merrill Lynch! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Tell everyone to sell sell sell, see if you can crash the FTSE today
hang on let me put on sky news first | |
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p0pstar said: PREDOMINANT said: Tell everyone to sell sell sell, see if you can crash the FTSE today
hang on let me put on sky news first Watch it crash! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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p0pstar said: PREDOMINANT said: Tell everyone to sell sell sell, see if you can crash the FTSE today
hang on let me put on sky news first Wait 'till next week! I'll try to if enough people ask - I'll put 800,000 FTSE 100 Shares on the market from no one so people will pay money get no shares and BOOM! Crash! woo yay! Money is as good as a cock-flavoured lollypop! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: p0pstar said:
hang on let me put on sky news first Watch it crash! Incidently, why does everyone think I'll break the stock market  | |
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Spookymuffin said: PREDOMINANT said: Watch it crash! Incidently, why does everyone think I'll break the stock market I don't think you will, I am asking you to try
Think of the power muffin. Think of the control. You have the power of the pound in your little sweaty fingers. Or do you? Have a go....Try it! I bet you can do it! Do it! Happy is he who finds out the causes for things.Virgil (70-19 BC). Virgil was such a lying bastard! | |
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PREDOMINANT said: Spookymuffin said: Incidently, why does everyone think I'll break the stock market I don't think you will, I am asking you to try
Think of the power muffin. Think of the control. You have the power of the pound in your little sweaty fingers. Or do you? Have a go....Try it! I bet you can do it! Do it! Why do I have "sweaty little fingers"?  | |
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Wait till I get my money out the bank first...
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Spookymuffin said: PREDOMINANT said: I don't think you will, I am asking you to try
Think of the power muffin. Think of the control. You have the power of the pound in your little sweaty fingers. Or do you? Have a go....Try it! I bet you can do it! Do it! Why do I have "sweaty little fingers"? 
i'm waiting | |
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