There once was a handful of people,
Who for some reason didn't understand the required format for limericks,
But they thought all was fine,
If first and last lines rhymed,
So to conclude 'has anyone mentioned McMeekle'?

there once was a predominent chappy
whos lymerics were always quite crappy
his excuse is a good un
he's from birminham a born brummy
no wonder he smells so scummy.

Fauxie said:

this thread isn't about him







for breaking tradition

ella731 said:

I don't know what to say apart from that was absolutely terrible.

You're not too good at this are you?

Never mind. You're probably a numbers person.

Fauxie said:

no i just pretty much so suck at most things

Fauxie said:

This bizareness has puzzled me too
I thought maybe this style was just new
so go with the flow
and the trend might just grow
Just don't try and create a limerick that you can't seem to finish because you selected an inital word that is much to hard to rhyme.

lollyp0p said:

Yea, you do need a couple of hours..

PREDOMINANT said:

You don't wanna know...

PREDOMINANT said:

i haven't done this for a while.....
























[Edited 6/30/05 7:09am]

There once lived Ella731,
Whose limericks were the worst bar none,
And looking like poo,
They were often construed
As the same shit that comes from her bum.

ella731 said:

Except for consistency.

Roses can be red
the morning sky can be blue
when i look into your eyes
i fall deeper in love with you

PREDOMINANT said:

I know what you're getting at buddy,
When your mind becomes stagnant and muddy,
The beginning is fine,
The middle even rhymes,
But the end leaves you clutching at all kinds of words that probably aren't even in the dictionary like 'cruddy'.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
If I give you head,
Will you give me some too?

Fauxie said:

YOur theory is sound and quite true
though i don't share the same point of view
cruddy's clearly a word
so don't be absurd
it means loathsome or disgusting, like poo!

PREDOMINANT said:

The point you make is well thought out,
But our language is too good for louts,
If I let them and their gang
Use buzz-words and slang,
It's like trading fine red wine for stout.


I like stout, so I can't really stand behind this.

Fauxie said:

redwine and stout cocktail
[Edited 6/30/05 7:45am]

Fauxie said:

That was gonna be my opener (nothing wrong with stout), but thought I was really digging myself a hole ending the first line in Guinness

I just got the news
the donor is coming to town
hes not my favorite
so maybe ill fake it
and tell him its nice to see him

lollyp0p said:

Wheredyou disapear too?

Well, 2the9s wrote me a letter
saying "i'm a secret petter
of the local barnyard cattle
oh to hear the tractors prattle
in the background as I stroke
the horse from cunt to yoke"

PREDOMINANT said:

i was looking at holidays



sorry more interesting

lollyp0p said:

Hmmm, I bet. I have spent two days orging, and got very little work done.

I need to escape this place tomorrow.

POSTDOMINANT said:

3rd account i have been here to much today



oh well

tomorrow i am working with no internet access so

evilp0p said:

I don't know how you do it, I hav only just started my second, I have been here all day!

for tomorrow, lets leave em to rot

POSTDOMINANT said:

hmmm i think it's my special skill

but yes


lets burn our accounts tomorrow and hang them and kick them and stab them and make them worthless

evilp0p said:

You will just make new ones

evilp0p said:

My accounts are pretty worthless

POSTDOMINANT said:

they match the rest of you perfectly

evilp0p said:

'cept my shoes, they were pretty pricy