AzurePanther said:

Well, it started well enough, i'll give you that at least.

ella731 said:

I have never shopped there. I can't fucking stand you and wish the mods would do something about it.

Froggie froggie
skipped to the boggie
HE tripped and fell
the swirly entailed

lollyp0p said:

there once was a man called simon
who unfortunatly bumped into a pieman
he took out his purse
ate so much crap he practically burst



damn i'm worse at this than ella

TheFrog said:

It takes years of practice to be this bad

lollyp0p said:

At least it was factual

rocknrollisalive said:

well it didnt have anything about how the pies were burnt

Music: Non-Prince forum.

You suck you unhelpful bastards!


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[Edited 6/30/05 6:39am]

oooh limerics

There once was a lady named ella
Who had dificulty finding a fella
While her methods were sound
Her boobs touched the ground
But noone had the heart to tell her

there once was an orger named dave
his problem being he wasn't very brave
he cowers and shakes, how his heart breaks
when his chocolate ella eats
but shes his favourite treat






this is better without the stupid rules that go along with such crappy stuff

Ok, felt the need to post this one again since we're doing limericks.


There once was an AsianBomb,
Whose heritage was yankychong.
His mind was American,
His heart was Thai,
And unfortunately so was his schlong.




Ok, I'm done.

ella731 said:

or just not cooked cause he didn't have the time to wait

there once was a man named Predom
he thought he was grand
till I put him in a cage
and put him on stage
and that was the end of his freedom

lollyp0p said:

If by 'rules' you mean 'preferable possession of poetic quality' then I agree.

Lollyp0p was a woman of breeding
but hurled insults without really needing
a cheap thrill here and there
with not a thrown brick to spare
She soon had no friends and took up reading

there once was a guy called nick
who had an incredible




why can i only do the first two lines

i have no patience
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Fauxie said:

ella731 said:

I want my Freeeeedom!

PREDOMINANT said:

you will haev to fight for it

PREDOMINANT said:

the english man
in a place called thailand
His wit is like a rubberband
just becareful when you hold his hand
his hygiene is kinda bad

ella731 said:

There once was a great battle for freedom
'tween Ella the Great and Sir Predom
There lances did clash
Swords and shields they did bash
but with harsh language they hardly should needem

Steadwood said:

lollyp0p said:

Wipe that frown off your face and insult me back, woman!

Steadwood said:

Do you have some kind of umbrella fetish

PREDOMINANT said:

give me a couple of hours

PREDOMINANT said:

the battle was getting tough
with scuffles arising here
the end came near
it was time for tea
the battle dissapeared
just like predoms hat