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An ODE to ANXIETY, Pt 2 Why?
Becuase he's awesome. Like a biocides, derivative, perhaps dioxin, but not poisonous, Use to make the paper that rolls your grassy soul, A Tatar Emetic toned down into a tea ready for the sip, Our serendipitous chance posting elates me deep. Ah—the world is more effulgent than you envisage. It shines on the ugliest thing and makes it glow! A pepper, much like the harvest of anchovies in a good fish sauce fresh for the spiciest som tum, Tangy, Tart, simply genius, More incredible than your lips around my penis, Your lips around my penis, Your lips around my penis, 
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How ever did I miss part 1?
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I think an ode should equate to YOUR lips around HIS penis.
And yes he is awesome. I wish I lived in Chicago Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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holy fuck those last few lines took me completely by surprise!!
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Who? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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Step off my man or face my wrath, biatch!!!!
Bring it! 
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ooh! catfight!  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said:
ooh! catfight!  a gay cat fight bet Anx & Dook is like a Bake off against..I dunno Martha Stewart and Britney Spears or something.
More or Less the Preview are aboujt the best thing. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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I just went up to the shops and almost burst out laughing queueing for the ATM because of that last line..... 
shit... | |
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JohnP said: I just went up to the shops and almost burst out laughing queueing for the ATM because of that last line.....
shit... your lips around my penis has an interesting ring to it...no? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: Handclapsfingasnapz said:
ooh! catfight! a gay cat fight bet Anx & Dook is like a Bake off against..I dunno Martha Stewart and Britney Spears or something.
More or Less the Preview are aboujt the best thing. i don't care, just as long as i'm entertained...  | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: superspaceboy said: a gay cat fight bet Anx & Dook is like a Bake off against..I dunno Martha Stewart and Britney Spears or something.
More or Less the Preview are aboujt the best thing. i don't care, just as long as i'm entertained... I'll remember that for future reference! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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"your lips around my penis"
It's almost like a mantra. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: "your lips around my penis"
It's almost like a mantra. that part's gonna be stuck in my head now... | |
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Handclapsfingasnapz said: superspaceboy said: "your lips around my penis"
It's almost like a mantra. that part's gonna be stuck in my head now... X 3Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: JohnP said: I just went up to the shops and almost burst out laughing queueing for the ATM because of that last line.....
shit... your lips around my penis has an interesting ring to it...no? just so poetic....   | |
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I FEEL SO LOVED! | |
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Anxiety said:
I FEEL SO LOVED! | |
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JohnP said: I just went up to the shops and almost burst out laughing queueing for the ATM because of that last line.....
shit...
ok, ever once in a while ssb gets me off guard. That's some of the funniest shit I've read in ages. | |
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Anxiety said:
I FEEL SO LOVED!  | |
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WEEEEE !!!!!
 Jeux Sans Frontiers | |
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Oh dear. | |
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I don't understand.
Anx seems less than touched. 
If althom wrote a poem, he'd be all giddy. | |
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AsianBoi777 said: I don't understand.
Anx seems less than touched.
If althom wrote a poem, he'd be all giddy. no, no, no! i feel touched! i feel touched! CHEEZus! i think maybe it's a bad touch, but i feel touched all the same! do you want me to point to the place on the doll where i feel touched? | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBoi777 said: I don't understand.
Anx seems less than touched.
If althom wrote a poem, he'd be all giddy. no, no, no! i feel touched! i feel touched! CHEEZus! i think maybe it's a bad touch, but i feel touched all the same! do you want me to point to the place on the doll where i feel touched?  @ the fact that I KNEW you owned dolls.  | |
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Fauxie said: Oh dear.
Did ya like this line ? : A pepper, much like the harvest of anchovies in a good fish sauce fresh for the spiciest som tum, Did ya? | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Anxiety said: no, no, no! i feel touched! i feel touched! CHEEZus! i think maybe it's a bad touch, but i feel touched all the same! do you want me to point to the place on the doll where i feel touched? @ the fact that I KNEW you owned dolls. they're not dolls. they're collectible figures.  | |
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Anxiety said: AsianBoi777 said: @ the fact that I KNEW you owned dolls. they're not dolls. they're collectible figures.  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: Anxiety said: they're not dolls. they're collectible figures.
actually, i'm much more proud of my AB777 doll:  | |
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