Do you do this?
I do.
Can't help myself, especially in restaurants.

Last night I heard this couple...typical middle aged couple. She was just ragging on him, no matter what he said. I felt kinda sorry for him. I think she probably beat his ass when they got in the car.

What's the juiciest conversation you ever eavesdropped on?

president's speech, i don't think anyone was supposed to hear that hillarious shit

Sometimes it's impossible not to overhear, but I guess that technically isn't eavesdropping.

But your story reminds me of one of my work colleagues who spends most of her time either on the phone to her husband tearing strips off him, or on the phone to other people telling them what a wanker he is; and when she's not doing that she's moaning about him to the rest of us poor unfortunates who have to share an office with her. I know far more about this stupid woman, her moronic husband and her horrible children than I ever wanted to.

Sometimes, when I know people are listening in restaurants, I like to make up stuff to shock the hell out of them.
"So when are you planning on telling him? Don't you think he's going to notice when the baby is born and it's Black? Come on, think about it."

I am absolutely always listening in on something. It's a horrible habit, but I love it.

I eavesdrop a lot, and snoop through people's things. I'm pretty good at the snooping, and eavesdropping for that matter. I like to do it because I collect all sorts of information without having to ask any thing. I just file it back in my mind and go on with life. There's nothing specific I generally want to hear or see. I just want to hear and see EVERYTHING.

It gets me in trouble, though. I used to find TONS of things at the ex's house if left alone for only five minutes. I eventually confessed because it started making me feel guilty, to know things he may not want me to know. I confessed. He got pissed. He's still annoyed.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Was that what people said to you, referring to your father?

jerseykrs said:

Isn't it fun?
Once I took my 14 yr old daughter out for dinner in this Chinese joint, and they sat us near the bar....we spent our whole evening in there, pretending to be eating and talking, but we were both listening to this drunk broad at the bar act like a total whore!!! It was hilarious.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

HAHAHA girl...you and I must be related!!!

I was in this restaurant once, listening to these two lesbians argue with each other. They were fighting about one sleeping with someone else.

It was funny and sad at the same time.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Drunk broads who act like whores ARE hilarious.