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What is the proper way to measure an inseam? I am thinking about getting a new suit (for interviews and such)....and was wondering what the proper way is to have your inseam measured.....
It's not correct to get juggled right? 
Anybody remember that episode of Friends?  | |
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Get your balls out of the way or else your pants will be 4 inches too long. | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Get your balls out of the way or else your pants will be 4 inches too long.
 Hey man....don't be talkin about my balls!  | |
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Im not sure about men 
women its way easy | |
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you come to wolverhampton where theres a nice girl who performs free ball removal
it makes sure the trousers fit better | |
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A tailor has a measuring tape the first few inches of which are inflexable (word chosen carefully) this alows him to begin measuring from the right place, withough "touching" you. Simple. For those of you who missed my shiny helmet.... | |
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lollyp0p said: you come to wolverhampton where theres a nice girl who performs free ball removal
it makes sure the trousers fit better  Ummmmm...I think I am gonna have to take a pass on that one there lolly  | |
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pardonme4livin said: lollyp0p said: you come to wolverhampton where theres a nice girl who performs free ball removal
it makes sure the trousers fit better Ummmmm...I think I am gonna have to take a pass on that one there lolly 
i already had all my equipment out too my rusty knife has just the right bluntness to make you scream too 
oh well
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lollyp0p said: pardonme4livin said: Ummmmm...I think I am gonna have to take a pass on that one there lolly
i already had all my equipment out too my rusty knife has just the right bluntness to make you scream too
oh well
(backing slowly but steadily out the door) Look lolly.....it's Elvis! | |
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pardonme4livin said: lollyp0p said:
i already had all my equipment out too my rusty knife has just the right bluntness to make you scream too
oh well
(backing slowly but steadily out the door) Look lolly.....it's Elvis!Elvis  where.....
I'll get you and your little balls too my pretty  | |
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Inseam size
You'll need a friend to measure from your crotch to where you want your pants to end, breaking at the top of the shoe in the front and just above the heel in the back (you'll need to be wearing shoes for this one). Easier method: Find a pair of good fitting pants, and measure from crotch seam to bottom of pants. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Get your balls out of the way or else your pants will be 4 inches too long.
  I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality   | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Get your balls out of the way or else your pants will be 4 inches too long.
Go to a proper Tailors  | |
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pardonme4livin said: I am thinking about getting a new suit (for interviews and such)....and was wondering what the proper way is to have your inseam measured.....
It's not correct to get juggled right?
Anybody remember that episode of Friends? i'm pretty sure the accepted method is to fondle every inch of whoever you're measuring. | |
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i just take my pants to the dry cleaners on the corner by my apartment and they always do a fabulous job. it's kinda pricey, but if i really like the pants, it's worth it. | |
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Mach said: I don't think licking's gonna give you a very accurate measurement, hun...  | |
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Byron said: Mach said: I don't think licking's gonna give you a very accurate measurement, hun...
you may be surprized
no...  not you as in you
 oh shut up Mach  | |
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Mach said: Byron said: I don't think licking's gonna give you a very accurate measurement, hun...
you may be surprized
no... not you as in you
oh shut up Mach LoL...  | |
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Byron said: Mach said: I don't think licking's gonna give you a very accurate measurement, hun... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Inseam size
You'll need a friend to measure from your crotch to where you want your pants to end, breaking at the top of the shoe in the front and just above the heel in the back (you'll need to be wearing shoes for this one). Easier method: Find a pair of good fitting pants, and measure from crotch seam to bottom of pants. Exactly. | |
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Byron said: Mach said:
you may be surprized
no... not you as in you
oh shut up Mach LoL...   | |
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Anxiety said: i just take my pants to the dry cleaners on the corner by my apartment and they always do a fabulous job. it's kinda pricey, but if i really like the pants, it's worth it.
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Can't u just wear shorts? | |
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Hotlegs said: CynthiasSocks said: Inseam size
You'll need a friend to measure from your crotch to where you want your pants to end, breaking at the top of the shoe in the front and just above the heel in the back (you'll need to be wearing shoes for this one). Easier method: Find a pair of good fitting pants, and measure from crotch seam to bottom of pants. Exactly.Girl you know I know!
Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Just get it done in prison...they have a real accurate way of measuring it there | |
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rocknrolldave said: Just get it done in prison...they have a real accurate way of measuring it there
good thinking !  | |
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You guys scare me just a little.... especially you Dave  | |
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pardonme4livin said: You guys scare me just a little.... especially you Dave
It was a reference to the episode of Friends mentioned in the original post that started the thread. | |
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pardonme4livin said: You guys scare me just a little.... especially you Dave you should see his band | |
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