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Banana Hammocks Yesterday, I'm at the beach with my teenage daughter and niece, trying to enjoy the sand and surf. And on the spot nearby is a man wearing one of those GOD awful banana hammocks. And he's bending down every chance he gets to get in his cooler and get out, to reach for his towel, to put it back....
I swear, after each time he'd look behind him to see who was looking. What kind of men wear these? This guy had a family...but still felt the need to go balls to the wall sunshine on a town beach. Who does this? | |
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I thought one slept in a hammock? | |
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JDINTERACTIVE said: I thought one slept in a hammock?
You could try it, but you'd have a few hairy friends for company. | |
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"Ain't it just like the night/To play tricks when you're trying to be quiet?/We stand here stranded/All doing our best to deny it." | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: Yesterday, I'm at the beach with my teenage daughter and niece, trying to enjoy the sand and surf. And on the spot nearby is a man wearing one of those GOD awful banana hammocks. And he's bending down every chance he gets to get in his cooler and get out, to reach for his towel, to put it back....
I swear, after each time he'd look behind him to see who was looking. What kind of men wear these? This guy had a family...but still felt the need to go balls to the wall sunshine on a town beach. Who does this? scary. But you were looking though. | |
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you should have told him that nobody wants to see his fruit bowl. | |
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Anxiety said: you should have told him that nobody wants to see his fruit bowl.
Nor his marble bag. | |
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What is a banana hammock? Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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The demographinc of those who can pull off the banana hammock is a very small and elite group.  | |
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GangstaFam said: The demographinc of those who can pull off the banana hammock is a very small and elite group.
I don't like them period. Not on anyone. It's just not cool. | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: I don't like them period.
Not on anyone. It's just not cool. Is it okay for a girl to wear a thong? | |
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GangstaFam said: fleshofyourflesh said: I don't like them period.
Not on anyone. It's just not cool. Is it okay for a girl to wear a thong? Funny you should ask....please see http://www.prince.org/msg/100/151383 | |
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You don't find them even slightly appealing?
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Istennnnn... |
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HamsterHuey said: Istennnnn...
I thought of him too.  | |
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GangstaFam said: HamsterHuey said: Istennnnn...
I thought of him too. The good ole times. But I like today too! |
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GangstaFam said: You don't find them even slightly appealing?
You know, I keep starting to respond to this by saying NO, but then I get a certain visual and I can't answer with a blanket, across the board, NO. I guess you got me. | |
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fleshofyourflesh said: You know, I keep starting to respond to this by saying NO, but then I get a certain visual and I can't answer with a blanket, across the board, NO.
I guess you got me. LOL! Mulder does it every time! | |
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GangstaFam said: fleshofyourflesh said: You know, I keep starting to respond to this by saying NO, but then I get a certain visual and I can't answer with a blanket, across the board, NO.
I guess you got me. LOL! Mulder does it every time! I don't know who Mulder is, Honey, I was talking about the Dirty Mind Prince. | |
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GangstaFam said: fleshofyourflesh said: You know, I keep starting to respond to this by saying NO, but then I get a certain visual and I can't answer with a blanket, across the board, NO.
I guess you got me. LOL! Mulder does it every time! Whatever happened to Duchovny after X-files. Never ehard of him again. |
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fleshofyourflesh said: I don't know who Mulder is, Honey, I was talking about the Dirty Mind Prince.
Well, I thought you were responding to the pic I posted of David Duchovny. You've never watched X-Files? | |
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GangstaFam said: fleshofyourflesh said: I don't know who Mulder is, Honey, I was talking about the Dirty Mind Prince.
Well, I thought you were responding to the pic I posted of David Duchovny. You've never watched X-Files? Oh, I know who he is. I couldn't view the picture, just see the red X. But I can tell you.....he does NOTHING for Flesh. | |
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HamsterHuey said: Never ehard of him again.
He's made a few movies and done some TV guest spots. Not a whole lot though. I still see him on late night television all the time. | |
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