'Suck my cock, it's foul'. Always a winner.

GangstaFam said:

no--i get hit on a lot.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

"How many girls have you done this to?" :sob:

Actually the other day i was just walking past this phone booth this guy was at (not proper glass room thingie) and he said "hot thing" i was like (in my head) "barelly 21, hot thaaaaang, looking for big fun" i just couldnt help but


Im such an ass

GangstaFam said:

Nero said:

Not when there's a gangstafam tongue involved

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

:ridesoffonbike:

JDINTERACTIVE said:

i'm not going anywhere...that was a rotten thing to do...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

'No! You looked great...I wouldn't of gotten in that water

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

19 year old Gangsta was a much different animal than the one we know and love today.

GangstaFam said:

Heavens.

GangstaFam said:

I aint no spring chicken either but you never lose what you got. It just gets better

Supa @ 19:



Supa @ 30:



Supa (with friends) @ 35



I bet you're like fine wine.....

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Awesome! :diggingaroundforold19yearoldpics:

GangstaFam said:

You just reminded me of the time I walked into a bar and this girl stuck her tongue in my ear. She is now the co-anchor of a local, Entertainment-Tonight-style TV show.

@ work... A guy and his g/f walk up and ask me about stuff. The whole time he is all luvey- dovey with her and staring right at me! She buys a cigarette lighter charger and leaves to try it on the car. He waits for her at my counter.

Him: I can't stand her!
me: *blinks*
Him: She is the most selfish and bitchy woman I have ever met. When I dump her ass, I am throwing a party!
me: *rolls eyes and logs onto the Org.*
Him: No, really, I am tired of her! I want someone who will appreciate me. U look nice...U wanna come to the party?
me: Ur girl just walked back in...
Him: Hey baby! Did the charger work?
-they leave.

purpleizpassion said:

i woulda told on that guy...

It woulda been funny to bust his bubble huh? *pop* I don't think I was in the mood that day though.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Throw in some home style fries and it's on.


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I once told a musician who just performed a showcase that I just liked two songs of his album and the rest was a bit stale, to my taste.

As he was surrounded by YAY-saying record company nitwits, I kinda stood out by a long mile and we ended up drinking beer together on his hotelroom.

If you use this technique, be sure to be rather nonchalant about it; "Well, yeah, I thought your record was kinda stale. KEWL single though! Want a beer?"

It worked for me!

HamsterHuey said:

Who was it?

GangstaFam said:

Hehehe, you try again. He is married, so I am not going to plaster his name across an internet board, if you don't mind. Let me just say he was a one hit wonder in more ways than one.

HamsterHuey said:

orgnote me.

I've already told my funniest story here numerous times ("Damn, cowgirl, can I ride that ass? Shoot!") but my latest made me giggle.
On my birthday I was out with numerous friends, many of them gay males, one of which who happened to be standing near me when a guy started asking me about my cigarettes (I smoke a rather unusual brand). I answered all his questions politely, he finally asked me for one, I lit it for him and he started coughing and said, "Actually, I don't smoke, I was just trying to hit on you." I said "uh-oh" and he said, "Yeah, and now your boyfriend's looking at me funny" and he practically sprinted away. We had a good chuckle all night thinking he could have thought my friend Andy could possibly have been my boyfriend, let alone thought he was lookin at him silly when he was just checking the guy out as he was awful cute.

Not so much a pickup line as a weird and scary pickup attempt:

__--SOuthern lady's accent: "The international colonel angus sign. "
















strangely enough, i get it all the time.
From strangers, from men i think are mutual friends, men in trucks, men on bikes, busses....
This is the easiest way to fuckin disgust me by the way---


I like a guy to tease me, not be easy.

I also like them not to be filthy and forty-nine.

I was buying a drink at the bar and this really drunk guy was breathing heavily on me and kind of slobbering while I was waiting for the barman to hand me my change. This other guy came over and said to the drunk one "hey Warren, have you ment my wife?" and Warren said "sorry man!" and left. And then THAT guy asked me out on a date!

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

As brazen as you like, baby boy! Hats off to your cheeky style

Out with a female client and we had had a few. After asking me about my wife and me talking for a while she leans in to me, snuggles up and says "So does your wife mind if you fool around?" I nearly fell of my chair!!!!!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

to his face? that's awful

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

35?! You look so young. I honestly thought you were in your mid 20's/

AnckSuNamun said:

In every picture posted he literally gets younger looking. What's his secret?
I love this picture.


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