applekisses said:

i think it's hilarious that the neuter version exists, but UGH.

i guess it might be a good intro to some kid browsing around at the local walmart or blockbuster.

That's eazy, i've never seen a movie about people who suffer severe head trauma and become sex addicts.

Not that i don't like the idea of seing a movie about people who suffer severe head trauma and become sex addicts. It's just that i never knew there was one.

applekisses said:

"Here's something for your face, motherfucker!!!"

GangstaFam said:

My favorite line of all time:

"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocation and there were oxygen in your balls."


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"You are most certainly retarded."

GangstaFam said:

"If you ever get tired of being a Harry Krishner, you can come live with me! And be a LEZZ-BEE-YUNN!!!"

Anxiety said:

I love that!

"Even the people that DIED loved it!"

GangstaFam said:

"Haven't you ever heard of STYLE, Taffy?"

Anxiety said:

"I blew Richard Speck!"

GangstaFam said:

"A staff of doctors examined you and they said that you were most definatley retarded."

"Just look in the mirror Taffy, the face of a retarded brat."


Taffy playing auto accident kills me too.

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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"Can't you just look out into the air?"

GangstaFam said:

I swear to God every single line from this movie is quotable. It has to be my all time favorite movie.


"Mabel Mabel set the table"

"Hey mother, there's a shit out here to see ya"

"Filthy hetero"

"You know I like fags, but I just don't dig their equipment."

"You made love to me on Christmas morning, and I want money."


Anybody here a fan of LUST IN THE DUST. Another hilarious, although non- John Waters movie, with Divine.


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"I got a knife in my pockey-book and I'm gonna CUT YOU UP after class!"

"I'm gonna return my presents. You can do that, you know."

"You got any spray-net? My hair's fallin' down, right off my head!"

"Dawn Davenport is eating a meatball sandwich right out in class, and she's been passing notes."

"I was not eating."

"Your not my parents, fuck you, fuck you."

"You're a pain in my big asshole."

"I'll show you conscious when I knock you unconcscious."




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"I'm sure, Miss Thing, I'm sure...pretzels give you plaque!"

Oh man I gotta see this! Selma Blair with huge cans! hahahaah!

"I know Fat Fuck Frank is a tit man, but honey, does he like to...whistle in the dark?"

Anxiety said:

Yodle in my canyon.



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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Wanna have funch? Let's meet downtown at the Y. Sneeze in my cabbage!

Anxiety said:

Oh my God wasn't CHRIS ISAAK beautiful in that movie. I love him.

"....grrrrr."


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MIGUELGOMEZ said:

"He's our significant otter!"

After reading this thread, I am not sure I need to watch it now

Anxiety said:

That's my favorite line from that movie!!!

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ella731 said:

but it's a sex education film! everyone should see it, especially if you've experienced a recent head injury!

I totally got a thing for Johnny Knoxville after this flick.

So is there any random pointless nudity in this film?

GangstaFam said:

Plenty.

GangstaFam said:

i think you'll see more pointless vagina in this movie than in any movie you'll ever see, porn or no.

and you'll get to see squirrels doing it doggie style.

Stymie said:

Perfect. Can't wait!

Anxiety said:

Pointless vagina, and 1 pointy penis. There are also a couple of randy redwood trees and a sexy cypress.


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