I want to eat every chocolate covered malted milk ball that's ever been made in the history of ever.

I am becoming the Keith Richards of eating Whoppers. It's getting bad. If you ever leave me alone with Whoppers I'm not supposed to eat, I might as well just apologize to you now in advance, because they won't be around when you get back. I am just a big Whoppers-eating junkie.

I just wanted to put that out there, for the sake of my own eventual recovery and for everyone else's Whopper safety.

Thank you.

Anxiety said:

Give in to it, Anxy.
Just give in.

And toss one over here, would ya?

Fleshofmyflesh said:

if i tossed one toward you, how could i then eat it? i must eat them all.

i know what it's like to be pac-man.

Anxiety said:

You greedy bastard.....

I thought those evangelicals finnally got to you


NSFW!!!!!
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

come back to the five and dime, lisa and wendy!

How are you with Milk Duds?

GangstaFam said:

I LOVE those!

GangstaFam said:

not so big on the milk duds, actually. i can take or leave caramel things, which is not to say i don't like them.

to put it into perspective, it's kinda like asking a career crackhead what they think of ultra-light cigarettes.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Since we're all confessin' shit around here...those are my weakness.

GangstaFam said:

the road to recovery is covered in milk chocolatey goodness, i'm afraid.

My grandpa was a huge fan. He'd get the "Milk carton" package for X-Mas every year.

Anxiety said:

What about those pastel Easter versions of Whoppers? Do you like those too?

GangstaFam said:

those have a third layer of candy over the chocolate and malted milk. you bet your sweet milk duds i like 'em.

and all this time I was thinking you were a Burger King junkie, hhmmpphh. Anyway, if you happen to buy some Ms. Fields semi sweet chocolate chip cookies while you're out, send some my way, my lard ass needs more sugary goodness.

i like the sound whoppers make when you're shaking them out of the little milk carton container thingie. that sound comforts me.

Anxiety said:

No I don't. And I don't share them either.

GangstaFam said:

Anxiety said:

I love Whoppers!!!!! I was at the store today, and saw a box of them on the shelf. Almost bought them, but didn't. They are soo yummy!

Okay, I say we all get Anx's home address, and mail him some Whoppers.

U bastard. They dont have them in UK. UK aint got nothing on ur country when it comes to variety.

Anxiety said:

Is that what you call 'em over there... Our version are called Maltesers




Me loves 'em!

MMMM aint nothing like chocolate balls.

senik said:

Hey, nice one senik. U reckon they are the same taste n shit? Yeah I love maltesers. I want my fucking nerds and dweebs back willywonka! Ever since nestle took them over, they stopped importing them to UK. Loose sweats are the best too.

senik said:

Yeah Maltesers

thesexofit said:

Nah, our chocolates are miles superior, no way would they taste as good as our ones

I used to like 'Nerds' too As far as I can remember when I was a lad, they got banned because bits of glass were found in some packs

That's what I heard, anyway

thesexofit said:

you guys have cadbury flake bars and orange kit kats and lion bars, so i have no sympathy for you!

senik said:

WOW! Glass huh? I use to split open the seal that segregated the 2 flavours, and put the whole packet in my mouth all at once. 25p all gone in about 10 seconds. Worth it though. Instant suger rush.

thesexofit said:

Oh! I missed that comment. You gotta be having a laugh, thesexofit.

We've got a broader range of general confectionery that tastes so much better than American "candy"

Last time I went to the U.S., friends there asked me to bring them chocolate from the U.K. !