Let me hear your stories.
When i was in like 3rd grade i think, I had one of those cardboard pencil boxes, my friend and i decided it would be fun to turn them into little houses for our erasers. So we drew little faces on the pink erasers and made little beds for them. They led happy lives.

I ate the three headed clovers that grow between the sidewalks

I don't know how that had started but I remember that.....no wonder why I love salids these days

I remember my mother one time telling my grandfaters used to make dandelion wine, so i used to pick dandelions from the yard, put them in water,let them soak in the sun. I don't think i ever actually tried to drink it.

I used to sit on the washer and get off on it... i dont think I knew what getting off was back then though. I also used to with my bestest boy freind we would let our bikes try to ride down the hill by themselves without us riding them until one time his bike crashed into somebodys drainspout and knocked it clearly off the side of their apartment building thingy.I liked to put glue on my hand let it dry and peel it off.

StaticDeth said:

i used to do the glue thing too

dress like Mr T.



but that ain't strange

My friend and I once created a nation. I think she was president and I was vice president. We had a map and a national anthom and a constitution and everything.

We also buried treasure and made treasure maps to find it later. And we'd wait months, or sometimes a whole winter and then go find our treasure again.

I used to eat bologna sandwiches in an odd manner. I'd take 2 pieces of white bread and place one slice of balogna in the middle, no butter or mayo or anything else and I'd eat off the crusts first and then smash the bread down as thin as I could possiby get it and then I'd eat it in tiny little bites into a circle and keep smashing it down till it was nearly paper thin and keep eating in the tiniest little bites, always keeping it in as perfect a circle chape as possible.

hmmm...the oddest would probably be attacking the donald character in disneyland & pulling out his tailfeathers when i was about 5 or 6. he scared me!

Oh that reminds me! I use to chase my brother around the house with a knife!

Well, I'll type this one out for JoeyCoco to laugh at later before I head to work:

When I was eleven or twelve, I was about the only girl in my grade that didn't have use for a bra yet. To this day, I remain an A-cup. Now, I wear it without being upset, but back then it was kind of sad... especially since all the little boys only wanted the girls who were growing freakishly large chests.

Somehow, I got the idea that if a boy rubbed my chest, my non-existant yammies would grow.

Problem was, I couldn't find a boy to rub them, and I wasn't sure if at my age I should be letting a little boy rub them. So, I solved it by slathering my hands up with men's aftershave and rubbing that on my chest instead. I thought I could trick my body into thinking a man was rubbing it if it smelled like a man.

I gave up after two weeks.

Nero said:

That is funny

I did some mindless things. I remember I once got a mallet and smashed about two dozen holes into some wooden doors that were in the garage. I was laughing demonically whilst I did it. My parents were due to fit them into the kitchen.

I used to have to swing my shoes or trainers around my head three times by the laces before I left the room. If I didn't do that, I thought my parents would die or my dog would bite me or something bad. But then I began experementing with powerful psychadelic drugs and managed to emancipate myself from ego and the anxeities it bred.

When I was a kid, Id love to eat pizza but only after I picked every topping off one at a time.

at recess my friends and I would run to the back of the field by the fence and eat the honey from honey suckles.

Our Recess teachers also told us our school was built on ancient indian burial ground and so we decided to dig a hole toward the end of the field by the fences. We dug a hole so deep we got in trouble for it. We also were convinced we found a finger.


My friend and I use to love gummy bears, one day, at lunch time we got a little bag of gummy cars. We saved one from the packet and we kept it for the next few weeks. We went everywhere with it. Eventually my red gummy race car was black. Her yellow one was in half. We both lost it.

My brother and I use to steal my moms party clothes and he would dresss me up and put big balloons in the dresses. He also tapped m&ms at the tips of the balloons so that they looked like nipples. I have several pictures dressed like this.

When from the ages 3-4 I went around the house wearing my collection of bathing suits every day. It was that or my panties and no shirt.

I use to collect bouncy balls and put them in a huge bucket and not let anyone touch them. They were just to be looked at.

For breakfast my mom would make me eggs and shoe string fries. I would freak out if the egg yolk touched the fries so my mom would put them in seperate dishes.

I had four pretend friends and they looked like the characters from 21 jump street. they were the coolest people i ever met.

I watched drop dead fred constantly and said he was my boyfriend.

When I was a little girl ages 6-9 my teacher would give me her old papers files dittos coloring books because she knew how much i loved playing teacher. At home I would harrass my parents to do the dittos or I would fail them.


and my favorite...to prove my crazyness as a child...

My parents bought me a little mini kitchen, and a mini ironing board and iron.
The kitchen obviously had pans and such. I use to take my mini frying pan and hit people with it.

and my iron i use to run to my brother and press it against his chest and scream happily cus i "Burnt" him

Man I had so much fun as a little kid

Scratch off dried up glue from school desks

StaticDeth said:

wanna hang out?

JuniperBeans said:

Forget ritalin, you could've used some electroshock therapy!

lilgish said:

I did stuff like that too.

I had an insect concentration camp.


I wish I grew up Buddhist.

2the9s said:

LOL

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AsianBomb777 said:

evil!

my sister and i would build ladybug habitats in a bucket and wonder why they'd get stuck together.

In first grade, I was known as "The Kisser" because I would try to kiss everyone on the bus, both guys and girls - just to be a jackass...good thing I don't do crazy things like that anymore to freak people out.

remember building forts with your folders on your desk...then the teacher tells you to take it down.....I loved the privacy it gave me so I could do my homework....

hmmm

i tried to kill myself

other than that i didn't do many odd things

p0pstar said:

EarthAirFireWater said:

don't be sad, it was a very steep learning curve....

lollyp0p said:

I can't talk I did too 10 years ago...and you're absolutely right it was a steep learning curve for you honey and the silver lining is that you DID learn from it and are (SOOOOO thankfully) ok now