Here's mine for CocoFantasy.

There once was a man called CocoFantasy,
He liked to spank off in Nero's panties,
But Nero didn't like the splooge,
In all her underoos,
So she cut off his cock and he was no longer so manly.

Your turn...

OH GOD, here we go.....

There once was an orger called Nero,
She was every man, woman and child's hero,
Fleshofmyflesh got jealous over her thread,
Elvis Presley is dead,
And CocoFantasy wants to take it in the rear... o.
[Edited 6/24/05 11:18am]

Nero said:

I fixed your post.

cocofantasy said:

That's not a good limerick. You fail. You can't mess with the perfection I'd already achieved.

There once was a chick named Nero
She drank way too much Beer-o
She copied my thread
Elvis ain't dead
If not for Coco, I'd think she was Queer-o

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Nothing good rhymes with flesh.

Fleshofmyflesh likes to give head,
Mostly to men who are dead,
She pops me a lot,
When she's smoking pot,
Leave Coco alone, he's picking out our bed.

Nero said:

That is pure shit. Try this.

There once was a woman named Flesh
She wore underthings made of mesh
She's followed around
By all of the hounds
But her heart belongs to John Tesh

There was a fine man named Coco
He had alot of machismo
He really liked K
But faked his way
To fool the silly young Nero




oooh,...that shit was tight.....
[Edited 6/24/05 11:40am]

Fleshofmyflesh said:

HA!

Nero has to put on her clothes,
And put lotion on her feet and toes,
Fleshofmyflesh will miss her,
A common Dutch surname is Visser,
And Coco has a really small hose.

Fleshofmyflesh said:

I feel honored ladies.

I fell in love with a mod
And you all thought it terribly odd
Perhaps you were right
Since we broke up last night
And I'm sure some of you will applaud

PANDURITO said:

You're wasting posts with this crap, knowing full well you could run out again at any time ?

tackam said:

to you both

Fleshofmyflesh said:

I know you missed me

Reincarnate said:

Thank you.

tackam said:

2the9s the rusty tractor god
some think he's a git, a heel, a clod
He thinks he thinks of it first
But really cowbells are his thirst
Heaven help us if he becomes a mod

PANDURITO said:

You think I missed you, Pandurito
What I really missed was my burrito
You got hot sauce
A salad to toss
But your tortilla smells like my Feet-o

There once was a guy called CocoFantasy,
He was a great big pansy,
He had great big muscles to compensate,
For a penis that wasn't so great,
And he likes to smell my used panties.

Nero said:

Does this stuff rhyme when said with your accent ?
[Edited 6/25/05 8:17am]

Nero said:

They smell like:

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Fleshofmyflesh is a bitch,
When she's around my eye starts to twitch,
I'd like to slit her throat,
And feed her remains to my pet goat,
Because the wounds won't be fixed with a doctor's stitch.

Yes. My accent is good though.

Nero said:

I'm sure it is, love.



My Grandad is also my Dad
Cause sex with my mother he had
So I'm kinda slow
My name is Nero
These rickets itch real bad!

Fleshofmyflesh said:

Fleshofmyflesh is my mom,
She had sex with my granddad Tom,
So she knows the story is true,
Cos she fucked my granddad blue,
And he still comes around when he wants to get some.

Nero said:

I sure did, babe.
Brutha couldn't even see straight.









but he couldn't before I got to him either.

cocofantasy said:

Don't be.
I'm comin for your ass next.

tackam said:

Not applauding over here, I'm sorry to hear that.