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PrintableJediMaster said: Cow said: 
They're headed to your house, biped! It's an "all you can get your ass trampled" buffet. Send 'em on over! The last group you sent was greeted by the fine folks from Omaha Steaks! I just called to inform them of another "delivery". Mmmmm, looking forward to a filet tonight! That is why you are cow enemy number one. Next time we'll send a going to send this guy.  Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: XxAxX said: whoa. how can you tell the bad patches from the good patches? i'm all for going 'cow style' but maybe i'd better switch to clover  Bad grass leads us to stumble around the pasture, mooing maniacally and trying frantically to milk ourselves. If your grass has been planted by a reliable grass dealer, than you are usually going to be okay. See? That's all it takes to defeat you walking refrigerators: a bit of "bad grass". 
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Cow said: JediMaster said: Send 'em on over! The last group you sent was greeted by the fine folks from Omaha Steaks! I just called to inform them of another "delivery". Mmmmm, looking forward to a filet tonight! That is why you are cow enemy number one. Next time we'll send a going to send this guy. Yeah, he's tough when he's taking on a guy in a silly hat and tight trousers. I'm sure he won't fare so well against the Omaha Steaks guys and their cattle pacification methods.
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JediMaster said: Cow said: Bad grass leads us to stumble around the pasture, mooing maniacally and trying frantically to milk ourselves. If your grass has been planted by a reliable grass dealer, than you are usually going to be okay. Now just wait a goldarned minute here... are you telling me that cows EAT grass? And to think all this time I've just been smoking it. . . no wonder i'm so confused about cows  [Edited 6/28/05 9:17am] | |
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XxAxX said: I support the cows, because I love to trip on the mushrooms that grow on their poop. In fact, I'm tripping right now! My misguided following of the cows, and my servitude to the evil Bob Saget, are a direct result of me ingesting so many 'shrooms. I love drugs!
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: cows rock.
Sure, cows are delicious, but they're nowhere near as tasty as human flesh. That's right, you heard me, i said HUMAN FLESH IS DELICIOUS. I don't get why there's such a stigma attached to eating human flesh. Especially on those occasions when you happen to stumble across someone who's already dead. Where's the harm in eating someone who's already dead? | |
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XxAxX said: Of course, I don't love 'shrooms nearly as much as I love crack cocaine. I smoke mountainous amounts of the rock on a dialy basis! I also shoot smack through my eyeballs!!!
This is all done at the behest of my Satanic majesty, Bob Saget. He commands me to do loads of drugs, and worship at the feet of dumb, filthy beasts. I will eventually go postal, and kill everyone I know because Saget says so!!
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: i sure get a kick out of watching america's funniest home videos, even if they are re-runs. bob saget is a doll !!
You know it isn't manly of me to admit this but I've always had a thing for Bob saget. Don't tell anyone, Xxa, but my main goal in life is to make a video clip for Bob to see. Last week I sent him a video clip of me naked with my nose super-glued to my kneecap. Do you think I'll win a prize?? sure | |
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XxAxX said: Don't tell anyone, but the real reason I support cows is that I had sex with one once. I'm a perv who loves bestiality! Wanna see the video I made of me and a horse? No thank you!!!!!  [Edited 6/28/05 9:51am]
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: Cows are gentle, spiritual creatures who inspire us all to make the best of life. Wouldn't you like to learn more about how to make the most of your life? No thank you!!!!! I absolutely hate making the most of anything. I'd rather sit around all day doing nothing at all then bestir myself in even the smallest way. Some call me the laziest creature on the planet, still other refer to me as the neighborhood 'shut-in'. But I don't care what anyone says!!! I don't have to leave the couch if I don't want to! I won't make the most of my life!!! I won't and you can't make me!!!!!
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XxAxX said: I love cows because their manure smells like my armpits. I don't bathe. 
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: I love cows because their essence is that of innocence. they are content to simply be. I love my Grandma because she was delicious. Sure, she was old and kind of hard to chew, but the old gal served up nice and delicious nevertheless.  don't you think it's time for you to stop eating your relatives? | |
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XxAxX said: Anyone got some crack? I just smoked through an entire weeks worth! I'll be doing heroin all night just to come down! You need serious help!!! [Edited 6/28/05 13:55pm]
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: i really do love the flavor of cream. so rich, so lush so.....creamy... Sometimes when I'm filling my gas tank from my neighbor's car, I'll suck too hard on the siphon hose but no matter! I love the taste of gas!! i heard that can be bad for you | |
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XxAxX said: JediMaster said: Sometimes when I'm filling my gas tank from my neighbor's car, I'll suck too hard on the siphon hose but no matter! I love the taste of gas!! i heard that can be bad for you Not as bad as all that crack you smoke!!!
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Ok that is IT! You must pack up and leave Colorado at ONCE!
 Some deprogramming is in order!C-P-G!!! C-P-G!!!! Que Viva Para Siempre!!!!! http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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JediMaster said: XxAxX said: i heard that can be bad for you Doesn't bother me a bit! It's nothing compared to the congenital insanity that runs in my family !! erm, ok then | |
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