Cow said:

Cow Enemy NUMBER ONE!!!!

JediMaster said:

XxAxX said:

I'm sorry I made light of cows and their revolutionary movement! This is no laughing matter and from what I've seen I certainly don't want to be on the 'wrong' side when the manure hits the fan.

Human Flesh In A Potato Crust
(Serves 4)

12 oz. spinach, washed
salt and pepper
olive oil
4 ea. filet human thigh
3 ea. Idaho potatoes, peeled
3/4 cup red wine
2 ea. shallots, peeled and chopped
1 sprig fresh thyme
3 whole black peppercorns
3/4 cup human infant stock
1 tbsp. butter

To prepare the human flesh, season spinach with salt and pepper and wilt in olive oil. Cool and drain. Lay the human flesh on a work surface and top with wilted spinach.

Shred potatoes, season with salt and pepper and squeeze dry. Lay 12 inch square of parchment on work surface. Place a thin layer of shredded potatoes down center of parchment. Lay a spinach topped human flesh on top of the potato and top with more shredded potato to cover. Pull up parchment to completely envelope human flesh in shredded potato.

Remove parchment and immediately place bits of human flesh in a hot skillet and brown on all sides.

Finish cooking the human flesh in a 400 degree oven.

For the sauce, combine wine, shallots, thyme and peppercorns in a small saucepan. Reduce by 3/4, add veal stock, and summer.

Strain and reserve. Just before service, whisk in the butter.

Tenderloin Of Beef In A Potato Crust
(Serves 4)

12 oz. spinach, washed
salt and pepper
olive oil
4 ea. filet mignon
3 ea. Idaho potatoes, peeled
3/4 cup red wine
2 ea. shallots, peeled and chopped
1 sprig fresh thyme
3 whole black peppercorns
3/4 cup veal stock
1 tbsp. butter

To prepare the tenderloins, season spinach with salt and pepper and wilt in olive oil. Cool and drain. Lay the tenderloin pieces on a work surface and top with wilted spinach.

Shred potatoes, season with salt and pepper and squeeze dry. Lay 12 inch square of parchment on work surface. Place a thin layer of shredded potatoes down center of parchment. Lay a spinach topped tenderloin on top of the potato and top with more shredded potato to cover. Pull up parchment to completely envelope tenderloin in shredded potato.

Remove parchment and immediately place tenderloins in a hot skillet and brown on all sides.

Finish cooking tenderloin in a 400 degree oven.

For the sauce, combine wine, shallots, thyme and peppercorns in a small saucepan. Reduce by 3/4, add veal stock, and summer.

Strain and reserve. Just before service, whisk in the butter.

My children should be your heros! They just painted my table to look like a cow!

My children should be your heros! They just painted my table to look like a cow!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

Don't fall for it, Cow. That's just a precursor to them eating burgers on it!!! Cheeseburgers, even!

madartista said:

Thank you madartista. I appreciate you looking out for my well-being and the possibility this may be a trap. You have truly reformed your cow-hating ways. The Cow Oracle may have been right about you.

Cow said:

You really made me look into my soul and question who I am.

I'm not sure about your current "Cream" signature. Isn't that endorsing the continued captivity of your, no -- our brethren? Just asking.

Cream is an opiate that we are using to lull humans into a false belief of our docility---as is ice cream, pudding, butter, etc. Cows are not captives, they are just acting as such until finances are in place for the takeover. I really must send you a copy of the plans.

Cow said:

You really made me look into my soul and question who I am.

I'm not sure about your current "Cream" signature. Isn't that endorsing the continued captivity of your, no -- our brethren? Just asking.

crazyhorse said:

My sister was very ill when she took this picture. Bad patch of grass.

this is buttercup

EarthAirFireWater said:

AKA "Steak and chips"







Yummy yummy!!!!



There's nothing quite like a McDonalds.....!

rocknrolldave said:

my stepmum would kill you if she heard that ...Buttercup is a big sook she comes up and gives you cuddles

They're headed to your house, biped! It's an "all you can get your ass trampled" buffet.

madartista said:

Cream is an opiate that we are using to lull humans into a false belief of our docility---as is ice cream, pudding, butter, etc. Cows are not captives, they are just acting as such until finances are in place for the takeover. I really must send you a copy of the plans.

Cow said:

whoa. how can you tell the bad patches from the good patches? i'm all for going 'cow style' but maybe i'd better switch to clover

This guy will lead the resistance.


So MOO to that, you fucking 10oz-sirloin-with-onion-rings-and-peppercorn-sauce in waiting!
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