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Fuck as the royals do in a plush bed 
Hypnos $15,000 Sleep as the royals do, in a plush bed by Hypnos, the exclusive supplier of mattresses to the British royal family, and maker of some of the most expensive beds around. The luxurious nests have 4,000 to 5,000 mattress coils per set, with each spring cocooned in calico cotton. The fillings are made from cashmere, silk, lamb's wool and natural latex, and the outer damask is hand-woven in Belgium. The whole mattress is hand-tufted, with all the layers sewn together using a three-foot-long needle. Little surprise that it has been said that the two things that kept the Queen Mother alive to the age of 101 were her gin and tonic and her Hypnos mattress. For further information, visit www.hypnosusa.com 
Sounds like a good bed to sodomize Nero on, doesn't it? 
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That looks like the kind of bed rich people die on.  | |
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AsianBoi777 said: That looks like the kind of bed rich people die on.
I wouldn't mind.  | |
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Sweet pea, I'm not much on sodomy. But sure, we can use that bed for our post-marital shags. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Looks ugly!!!!! | |
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Nero said: Sweet pea, I'm not much on sodomy. But sure, we can use that bed for our post-marital shags.
If I get a $15,000 bed and you want to sleep on it you're gonna take it in the ass and if it doesn't fit I'll make it fit!!  | |
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cocofantasy said: Nero said: Sweet pea, I'm not much on sodomy. But sure, we can use that bed for our post-marital shags.
If I get a $15,000 bed and you want to sleep on it you're gonna take it in the ass and if it doesn't fit I'll make it fit!! I have had all the ass-sex I want in my life, thank you. You might try a homosexual man if you like that sort of thing. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: cocofantasy said: If I get a $15,000 bed and you want to sleep on it you're gonna take it in the ass and if it doesn't fit I'll make it fit!! I have had all the ass-sex I want in my life, thank you. You might try a homosexual man if you like that sort of thing. Give me back the engagement ring!  | |
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cocofantasy said: Nero said: I have had all the ass-sex I want in my life, thank you. You might try a homosexual man if you like that sort of thing. Give me back the engagement ring! Your cheap ass never gave me one. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: cocofantasy said: Give me back the engagement ring! Your cheap ass never gave me one.  | |
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JoeyMFinCoco said: Nero said: Your cheap ass never gave me one. Lame.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
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althom said: Looks ugly!!!!!
It is ugly! In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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