My elders have asked me to send out a message. As a part of the "Cow World Order", pudding abuse will no longer be tolerated.

Pudding, which as you all know is delicious, is meant to be eaten. Look at these scrumptious examples of one of our finest projects:









This is how pudding is supposed to be appreciated.

You humans have polluted pudding as you do everything else. Instead of eating it, enjoying it, allowing it to lull you into a false sense of security, you human are WRESTLING in it. That's right, two or more of you are inserting your hairless, udderless bodies into huge vats of pudding and making big messes of yourselves for the amusement of other humans.

Here are some recent photos we have received of this practice:










We find this practice disgusting and ask for you to cease and desist immediately. This type of abuse is what makes you detestable to animal kind.

Do you not know how much you are disappointing this human, one of your most beloved icons:





Pudding abuse...stop!

If this was just a cheap excuse to post pics of bikini-clad women wrestling in pudding mix.....WELL DONE!


More of the same, please!

So, I guess we should go back to Jello then?

PurpleThunder said:

That's what I thought too

I agree with my dear cow.

There are people starving in this world and people are using perfectly good food for their own amusement.

Honestly, wrestling in pudding and similar type bullshit should be illegal.

PurpleThunder said:

I must have more information on this pudding gang. I feel they are a group that also needs chastising but I am unfamilillar with what crimes they are committing against pudding.

Cow said:

Oh no...we're very gentle with it and worship it in a sense...

jayaredee said:

me too. wasting food isn't really amusing, imo.

MUD wrestling, now that's a worthy sport indeed

jayaredee said:

Your words hold great value. Do you see the logic that can come out of the mouth of humans when they try?

When the cows take over, pudding wrestling will be one of the more serious crimes our cow law enforcers will crack down on. Minimum 15 years of hard labor...and no access to pudding for the remainder of their natural life.

XxAxX said:

You continue to be one of my favorite humans. I have gotten it arranged for you to have a large flat screen plasma TV in your human pen. Is Sony okay?

Cow said:

"Natural life"...? There is very little "natural" and normal about most of the "humans" on this site....

Lesbian Pudding Wrestling

Cow said:

Talk to AB777 About the Apple Pudding Gang.

Cow said:

to be sure that would be a nice gesture; however the best reward for me would be the knowledge that the sacred cow will never again be slaughtered en masse and ground into fast-food for an already disgustingly obese nation.

In case you humans do not realize how widespread this pudding wrestling has become, recent posters advertising this barbaric activities have popped up all over:







The pictures of the events that we continue to receive are graphic and disgusting:











I'm serious, you furless bastards...STOP!

Is this about the pudding gang?


Let the beast hybernate until the time is right again.